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CShine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-07-03 07:21 PM
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Ann Coulter Talking Action Figure (Gawd, I laughed like hell!)
Edited on Sun Dec-07-03 07:22 PM by CShine
She walks, she talks, she intimidates liberals at will!

"Liberals hate America, they hate flag-wavers. They hate abortion opponents, they hate all religions except Islam post 9-11. Even Islamic terrorists don't hate America like liberals do, they don't have the energy. If they had that much energy, they'd have indoor plumbing by now."

If you guessed that's Ann Coulter speaking, you'd be almost right. In fact, it's the new "Ann Coulter Talking Action Figure," now available from WorldNetDaily's online store, just in time for Christmas.

Other sample phrases she says on demand:



"Liberals can't just come out and say, they want to take more of our money, kill babies, and discriminate on the basis of race."


"At least when right-wingers rant, there's a point."


"Swing voters are more appropriately known as the idiot voters, because they have no set of philosophical principles. By the age of 14, you're either a conservative or a liberal, if you have an IQ above a toaster."


"Why not go to war just for oil? We need oil. What do Hollywood celebrities imagine fuels their private jets? How do they think their cocaine is delivered to them?"


The Ann Coulter Talking Action Figure comes packaged in a clear front panel display box with biographical text and color photos of Ann decorating each side. Dressed in a single-piece black dress, black high heels and gold earrings, the articulated figure bears a striking resemblance to its namesake – even down to Ann’s striking green eyes, long blond hair and determined look. Just like Coulter, if you press the right button it will tell you exactly what it thinks, and it has plenty to say. “What are you liberals afraid of? Let me talk.”

http://www.worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=35961

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Catch22Dem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-07-03 07:24 PM
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1. And at 9oz. it already outweighs the real Ann Coulter!
:evilgrin:
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Bronco69 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-07-03 07:29 PM
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2. ROFLMAO!
That was excellent!!
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JaneQPublic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-07-03 07:31 PM
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3. Is it anatomically correct? And if so, which gender? (n/t)
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Champion Jack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-07-03 07:52 PM
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4. I hear the adams apple
bobs up and down when it talks...

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benburch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-07-03 07:57 PM
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5. Soon to be in an animated porn feature.
A friend of mine in the porn industry plans to make some stop-action porn with the Ann Coulter doll and the W doll...

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