RIMME THE CLOWN: "Dave, You're A Veterinarian"

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Rimme The Clown -- World News Trust

Yep, it's jus' me. That's right, Rimme the Clown! An' I'm here to tell all of ya' it's a bizarre and strange trip these days, isn't it kids?

Just the other day, me, Rimme the Clown, was tryin' to get a car and the car salesman has the nerve to tell me, Rimme the Clown, that my dream car isn't a new Mercedes-Benz, it's a 1996 Toyota Corolla with only 68,000 miles on it...

Another time, me, Rimme the Clown, was in line at the super-market trying to buy some maxi-pads for this broad I was dating, an' the cashier looks at mean says, "You don't look big enough to use maxis -- you should try the minis"...

Yep, I was once standing an' waiting for the bus the other day an this guy walks up an' says, "Are you waiting for the bus?" and I says, "yeah," an' then he says, "Good, because if you weren't waiting for the bus then you would look pretty stupid standing here."

Freakin' weird I tell ya. It ain't been my week, but then again it never is...

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