I just bought a box of King Kong Twinkies...

HarukaTheTrophyWife

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Wed Apr-19-06 03:37 PM
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I just bought a box of King Kong Twinkies...

what should I do to them?

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HarukaTheTrophyWife

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Wed Apr-19-06 03:55 PM
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1. This is weird.

I can't believe no one here has any fucked-up ideas on killing Twinkies.

:popcorn:

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AllegroRondo

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Wed Apr-19-06 03:57 PM
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2. put them on a shelf

and see if they survive for 30 years

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HarukaTheTrophyWife

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Wed Apr-19-06 04:00 PM
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3. It's not instantly gratifying though.

I already learned they don't set on fire and they can survive being run over by a honda.

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AllegroRondo

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Wed Apr-19-06 04:01 PM
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4. Blender?

Edited on Wed Apr-19-06 04:01 PM by AllegroRondo

the 'twinkie o matic' setting should do it.

find out if they can become a liquid.

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HarukaTheTrophyWife

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Wed Apr-19-06 04:03 PM
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5. I could do that.

I could go even further and add ice and tequila to make a Twinkie margarita. Then, get one of my stupid friends to consume it. The one that ate potted meat on film would be perfect.

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philosophie_en_rose

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Wed Apr-19-06 04:13 PM
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6. Deep Fry?

kills them. kills you.

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HarukaTheTrophyWife

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Wed Apr-19-06 04:27 PM
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8. I'm not eating them.

We're only doing things that kill them. Well, some of my friends will eat them.

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Atman

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Wed Apr-19-06 04:15 PM
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7. Start a gay web site.

King Kong Twinks.

Don't show any pictures until you have their payment. You'll be freakin' wealthy by Saturday.

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HarukaTheTrophyWife

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Wed Apr-19-06 04:27 PM
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9. ROFL!!! Best idea ever! nt

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