If the DU Lounge were a physical place...

[ZombieNixon]

where would it be located, and what would it look like. :shrug:

You thoughts?

[LaraMN]

1. and who would be the bouncers, and who would they throw out for groping

others?

[ZombieNixon]

2. I would so be the bouncer, and would throw out all

(the rest) of them! :evilgrin:

What? Just eliminating the competition. :evilgrin:

[LaurenG]

5. flvegan could definately be a bouncer

though I doubt he'd want the job. LynneSin could rotate being the DJ with Mr. Scorpio and Progmam.


yes it was edited!x(

[LaraMN]

9. Yay! Finally a club that plays something besides hip-hop!

I'm SO there!

[flvegan]

38. I've seen "Roadhouse" like, 17 times.

I'd just "be nice" and I suspect my Lounge kin would be good patrons anyway.

I may not believe in violence, but if you swing first, it's not violence...so Freeper lurkers, beware.

Free beer for the bouncer, right?

[GOPisEvil]

40. Pain don't hurt.

:thumbsup:

[Oeditpus Rex]

34. No groping!

But lots and lots of slow, intimate dancing.

[ContraBass Black]

3. All I know is that I'd be the mysterious one,

Quietly sitting in the corner and watching.

[seemunkee]

4. I'll be the opposite corner

keeping my eye on you.

[ContraBass Black]

6. The good Rev. will stop by every now and then to visit my corner.

Primate1 will come around with his MP3 player.

Who's in your corner?

[seemunkee]

39. What kind of loner are you if people keep stopping by?

Damn posers

[ContraBass Black]

41. I didn't say I was a loner. I said I was mysterious.

Easy to find, impossible to know.

[LaraMN]

7. I'd be running back and forth between the two of you,

playing a game of tag I could never lose, since you won't get up and do anything.:P

[ContraBass Black]

8. Oh, I'll get up.

And all might be stuned to see the moves that I make.

[LaraMN]

10. What would the dress code be?

Would we have a dance floor? Would they play slow songs, while lonely people burn shadows into the walls? Could we have cheap martinis? (I'm on a budget.)

[ZombieNixon]

12. I think we'd have to turn to the mods to determine the dress code.

But I think shirts should be considered optional. }(

As for the rest of it, I don't know. :shrug:

[ContraBass Black]

13. I assumed there would be an open bar.

Not that I would partake.

[ZombieNixon]

15. Oh, there would have to be an open bar.

The equivalent of "What's everyone drinking tonight?" threads.

[XemaSab]

11. Svalbard

[ZombieNixon]

14. So...I guess we'll be going for the "Ice Castle" look in the architecture?

:shrug:

[XemaSab]

16. For sure

[XemaSab]

17. For sure

[SteppingRazor]

18. I think we all know that it would look like this:

:evilgrin:

[ZombieNixon]

19. No, that's just the inside of my head.

:evilfrown:

[JohnKleeb]

20. Who'd want to hang out at a landfill eh

[XemaSab]

31. You've been spending too much time at the naughty site

You've taken to calling it the DUmp. :cry:

[LSK]

21. kindergarden

[ZombieNixon]

22. Who's who is that pic?

You know those two in the middle are getting their herk on! :evilgrin:

[mikeytherat]

26. I like the Sid and Marty Kroft-worthy Magic School Bus in the background!

Those shades and that smile - looks like some future Merry Pranksters in the making!

mikey_the_rat

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

27. No that's GD

[JohnKleeb]

30. Thats too kind to GD

GD is more like uhhh ah hell I dont know but I can tell you they dont have pilgrims and indian dressups in GD.

[ContraBass Black]

42. No, it's more like Indians and Jamestown

Right now.

[JohnKleeb]

59. hahhhaha

Actually I'd venture to say more like Bacon's Rebellion.

[Deja Q]

36. That's "kindergarten"!

Nyah nyah nyah-nyah-nyah! :rofl:

[azmouse]

23. I just want to know where the martini bar is....

and can I smoke a cigar there?

[Magrittes Pipe]

24. It would be in Chicago. The men Would wear pinstriped Suits...

...and the Women Evening gowns. It would Look like a hospital Ward, And there would be great Culinary. LOLO!!1

I have Proof!

I Brought printouts!1!

[ZombieNixon]

25. I like the idea of having in Chicago.

I could get there easily.

But I think we should relax the dress code. A lot. :evilgrin:

[JohnKleeb]

29. How am I supposed to afford that?

[SOteric]

28. It's located at the End of the Universe.

You just push through a panel at the back of your closet and you're squirted there through a wormhole.

It's a 'come-as-you-are' kind of place. And I imagine it to look something like this:

[Mrs.Matcom]

33. oooooo

very nice!!! now can we move the actual setting to Mexico??? Down past Cancun...I know the perfect little spot...warm days and cool evenings...sigh! :hi:

[nuxvomica]

44. LOL

I immediately thought the same. And that picture is just perfect.

[debbierlus]

32. Remember the movie, Xanadu?

With Olivia Newton John....

NOT like that!

[wildhorses]

35. and every once in a while wildhorses would come stampeding

through and stir up the smoke...

[GoddessOfGuinness]

37. A Houseboat

Like this one...
http://www.unforgettablehouseboats.com.au/Unforgettable10/





We could change the bedrooms into entertainment lounges.

[khashka]

43. Highschool cafeteria

Maybe with some Advanced students.

I'm not explaining..... anyone with an IQ over 40 can figure it out.....


Khash.

[Iniquitous Bunny]

57. Something like that.

My apologies to Tina Fey.

* Freshmen
* ROTC Guys
* Preps
* J.V. Jocks
* Asian Nerds
* Cool Asians
* Varsity Jocks
* Unfriendly Black Hotties
* Girls Who Eat Their Feelings
* Girls Who Don't Eat Anything
* Desperate Wannabes
* Burnouts
* Sexually Active Band Geeks
* The Greatest People You'll Ever Meet
* ...and the worst. "Beware of the Plastics"

Although in reality perhaps, it would likely be something else all together. Or not. Or some combination somewhere.

[AngryAmish]

45. It would smell like pot.

[MiniMandaRuth]

46. It'd be a nice place so underagers like me and WIMR and TimeChaser

could enjoy ourselves without being hassled for I.D

[ZombieNixon]

47. ID checks will be banned.

(At least until I turn 21) }(

[MiniMandaRuth]

48. Hey, and no 'Age-enhancing' potions or something like that in the meantime

[ZombieNixon]

49. I've got five years on you.

I'm not the one who needs to be worrying about a herking age potion. :P

[MiniMandaRuth]

50. Hey, I'm happy being a young'un.

And how the herk are you? :hug:

[ZombieNixon]

51. Herky...ish.

I have a cold. My day went from mediocre to great to shit and back to mediocre in the course of an hour. :shrug:

[FuzzySlippers]

52. The DU Lounge IS a physical place.

It's just that you've never been invited.:D

[ZombieNixon]

53. Oh, you can just herk me off right now.

:P

[FuzzySlippers]

54. Ummm.....okay......

I guess I better go get the latex gloves.:shrug:

[ZombieNixon]

55. I'm not sure I want to know how you interpreted "herk" right there...

:o

[The Flaming Red Head]

56. Daiquiri Factory with at least 50 different flavors

plenty of mixing and lots of booze.

Edited to add a drive through window.

[philosophie_en_rose]

58. A junior high school.

The Mods are hall monitors. For the most part, people go from class to class (thread to thread). But, there is also an undercurrent of gossip and snarkiness.

[rbnyc]

60. a finished basement with a ping-pong table...

...a black light, some velvet posters, a bunch of garage sale furniture, a wet bar and a mini fridge, a stereo and C-Span constantly playing on a wide screen TV.