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Writer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-02-06 12:14 AM
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d00d! leet hackers are kool! (Any Tek Jansen fans here?)
Edited on Sun Apr-02-06 12:20 AM by Writer
Yeah. I'm gonna pr00ve wha7 a k00l d00d I am. I'm only 18, but l00k at the damage I can d00000!

I mean, ijuts who uze certain site protcols are fukt!

Like Stephen Colber7's Tek Jansen? Well I fukt dat! And I gotta k00l rap song to b00t.

http://www.tekjansen.com

:eyes:

Seriously. Gee - could I be stereotyping here? I'm sure the jackasses who hacked Tek Jansen are REALLY in their mid-40's, with stable jobs and families. I mean, if they had a choice between solving world hunger and proving to the world that the php website protocol has a security vulnerability, I KNOW they'd choose the more important cause. :eyes:

EDIT: To add the very important message - Grow the fuck up, white hat hackers.
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Redneck Socialist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-02-06 12:42 AM
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1. Dude, does it mean I'm not "leet" if...
I have no idea what the fuck you're talking about? :D
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Writer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-02-06 12:52 AM
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2. LOL! There's this "underground" population of young hackers.
Edited on Sun Apr-02-06 12:52 AM by Writer
They're called white hat hackers. They move around the internet and hack sites with security vulnerabilities just a to "prove a point" to the site manager that their site protocol is vulnerable.

It's really ridiculous. They can't simply send an email or alert the site manager that there's a problem - they have to hack it, post a sign on the site with some kool-d00d graphic telling the world what a chivalrous hacking vigilante they are. It's all about ego and immaturity.

There's also black hat hackers. They do the same thing, but actually go so far as to erase data or do something destructive to the site.

Both white hat and black hat hackers are illegal. I hope they get turned in.

I like going to tekjansen. If you're a fan of Stephen Colbert like I am, you may have heard of his phony space opera book "Stephen Colbert's Alpha Squad 7: Lady Nocturne - A Tek Jansen Adventure." Some guy decided to actually write chapters of the book. It's hysterical! And I go to the site once in a while to lighten up. Tonight, I found this hacker crap.

The odd type-face is in an internet style call D00d. It's scriptkiddie crap. 18-20 year-olds with big egos and too much time on their hands sometimes type like this.

Hope that gives you a good primer ;)
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Redneck Socialist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-02-06 12:56 AM
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3. I was being a little tongue in cheek
I'm aware, in a vague sort of way, of what you wrote about. I don't have a tv though so I've only seen a couple of episodes of Colbert's show and as a result I didn't pick up the "Tek Jansen" reference.

"Teh" whole leet speak crap drives me absolutely berserk when I run into it on other forums though.
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Writer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-02-06 12:59 AM
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4. Sorry... I personally didn't know about this until 30 minutes ago.
My professional hacker husband (aka software engineer) told me about this after I saw what they did to Tek Jansen.

Ever play any online computer games? If you have, you've encountered d00d's, I'm sure. :)
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ZombieNixon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-02-06 01:05 AM
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5. Tek Jansen ROCKS!
Edited on Sun Apr-02-06 01:05 AM by ZombieNixon
I'm drunk! :beer:
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Writer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-02-06 01:12 AM
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6. Hey, Zombie, is it Herky?
You ever go to http://www.tekjansen.com? Some assholes hacked the site! I can't think of anything less herky than that.

Makes me wanna drink something too. Cheers! :beer:
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ZombieNixon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-02-06 01:15 AM
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7. Aw, Tek Jansen's the herkiest!
In the SF epic I'm writing, I named a character after him: Lt (later Cmdr.) Tek Jansen, Squad Commander of A-Squad 7, in proper homage tradition! The guy's a total asshole! :bounce:
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Writer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-02-06 01:18 AM
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8. Is there a lady of the night at the end which enraptures you in bonds of
loveness?

I wanna read your herky sci-fi epic, you herkinator!
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ZombieNixon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-02-06 01:21 AM
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9. It is so totally not finished.
But when it is, DU will be the first to know!

Well, maybe second. My girlfriend (sort of) will be first! :D
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Writer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-02-06 01:25 AM
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10. Cool!
Er, I mean, k00l. U R leet, Zombie!
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ZombieNixon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-02-06 01:28 AM
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11. |_337? 4\/\/350/\/\3!!!
:bounce:
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Writer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-02-06 01:31 AM
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12. Whoaaaaaaaa. You are major scriptkiddie leet.
Hack my herk - I DARE YOU!
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ZombieNixon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-02-06 01:40 AM
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16. Oh, I d0n't haxxor unless you piss me off! It ain't herky!
:D
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Writer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-02-06 11:28 PM
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17. Haxxor this, you herk!
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aePrime Donating Member (676 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-02-06 01:32 AM
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13. I wouldn't consider these guys white hats
If you can consider them hackers at all. More likely, they're just script kiddies. But if they really did find the security exploit on their own, I'd consider them black hat, or at least grey hat. They did damage to the site.

A pure white hat may snoop around for a security hole, but as a rule, they don't cause damage, or even modify things, if they find an exploit -- they'll notify the people concerned with the hole. Where white hats may get shifty is when they release the details of the exploit into the wild, but still, as a rule, they themselves have not done the damage. Usually white hats don't even release the exploits unless the other party is completely unresponsive.
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Writer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-02-06 01:37 AM
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14. In my book, they're spoiled brat hats.
Little scriptkiddies with too much time on their hands. I hope the Tek Jansen site manager turns these little f'ers in for a good asswhooping with the asswhoopinator. Straight up the back, I say! :mad:
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aePrime Donating Member (676 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-02-06 01:38 AM
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15. Oh, sure, I agree with you there
I was just pointing out a technicality.
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