A :wtf: moment at the grocery store:

[eyesroll]

Me, at the sandwich counter: "Do you have any mayo packets?"

Clerk: "It's Lent."


(I later confirmed that they were simply out of mayo packets.)

[billyskank]

1. !

:rofl:

[BigMcLargehuge]

2. Simple: They gave up giving out mayo packets for lent.

:rofl:

[GreenPartyVoter]

3. *lol*

[eyesroll]

5. Maybe that's it...but they did have 10,000,000 packets of tartar sauce.

First ingredient in tartar sauce? Mayo.

[BigMcLargehuge]

8. Don't you read the bible?

Condiments 1-9 "And verily he did come down and say, this sauce of the Tartar is good and holy. Partake of it at your leisure. But know that to mix Tartar and Mustard is an abomination and those who offend against God shall be stoned with stale clam cakes and wilted french fries. Woe to he who mixes Tartar Sauce and Ketchup, for he is an abomination to God, and shall have his eyes washed with apple cider vinegar and Wet Naps..."

[billyskank]

13. ...

:thumbsup:

[blondeatlast]

15. Give 'em credit; they have to cater to the fish eaters, ya know?!

:rofl:

[johnnie]

4. Lol

I would have paid to see your expression.

[Magrittes Pipe]

6. Oh, dear.

Oh, dear.

[Debi]

7. Man, I'm gonna use that for EVERYTHING!!

Police officer, "Ma'am, do you know how fast you were driving?" Me, "It's Lent".

Nurse at Doctor's office, "What are your symptoms?" Me, "It's Lent".

republican pollster, "Who will you support in the upcomming elections?" Me. "It's Lent"...."Oh, and fuck off" :P

[Orsino]

9. Lent is the new 9-11. n/t

[Debi]

10. Illegal wiretapping? Well, It's Lent!

Let's bomb Iran? Well, it IS Lent!

[Radio_Guy]

17. I love it

Grocery store clerk "That will be $5.97"

Me "I'm sorry. I've given up paying for my groceries for Lent."

:rofl:

[Beware the Beast Man]

11. You can't have mayo during lent. It's not kosher.

[Shakespeare]

14. !!!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[TallahasseeGrannie]

12. You should have asked for Marcho packets

in Lent.

[DUHandle]

16. Look for a restaurant that has

all you can eat fish on a Friday.

[tjwash]

18. That sounded like a mad lib.

:rofl:

[JackBeck]

19. It's the War On Mayo! Call O'Reilly.