the only catch was that I would have to move to California after a year. It was at that point that I told them I did not want the job. I think I might have loved working as a statistician, but it is better to be a servant in heaven than a king in hell.
16. do you display tell tale signs of immigrant status ...
do you have brown or black skin? do you have a beard or heavy moustache? (this includes women), do you wear a dress? (this does not include women) do you wear headgear like a turban or sombrero?
if you answer yes to more than one of these questions you should report to your nearest INS office and demand to be deported as a furriner.
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