Need your opinion

[Orrex]

Are these jokes funny?

Joke One
A guy walks up to a bar with a piece of asphalt under his arm. He plops
the hunk of pavement beside him and calls over to the bartender.

"I want a drink for me and one for the road"

Joke Two
So the guy's been drinking for a while, but he stands the whole time,
complaining that he can't sit for more than a few moments without pain.

"Is that your asphalt?" asks a woman, noticing the hunk of pavement.

"No," says the guy. "I blame my sciatica."

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Anything? Heh? Is this thing on?

[Left Is Write]

1. I think they'd do better spoken than written.

[Orrex]

2. Okay--try this

I'll say them aloud right now, and you tell me if they're funnier.


Thanks for your feedback. The second "joke" was mine, wrought because I was so annoyed at a friend for telling me the first one.