The Roadmap to Peace of all CAPTIONS!!!!

[skip fox]

" . . . and so I'm thinking, 'What does a Rest Stop need that will bring people in and make
everyone try out my ol' Famous Roadmap to Peace (and probably a map to the Nobel Prize for
me, by the way), . . . . so I figured, yeah, the circus and a famous aquarium, maybe duty free
cigarettes and cheap booze for the Arabs, but we could have . . . like . . . a ballpark! I'm sure
the Palestinians and Isrealis would flock from all over to see a game, even a double-header,
then, after the game, they'll be half-way to peace already and tired from the game, too tired
to fight and stuff, so . . . Wow! It's still in the planning stages though, so better not report it.
I'm just giving you guys a 'heads up,' like we say in baseball. . . . Am I thinking or what?!"

[GOPisEvil]

1. Hey, uh, any y'all got a flag I can sign?

[Hubert Flottz]

2. "I wanted to choke Uday to death with my bare hands but,

my boys beat me to him!"

[cosmicdot]

3. W: Yeah, so that's about it ... ya'll will do your usual cleaning up ...

... making sure I'm speaking my English 'good' ...

[underpants]

4. Now look if you all want to talk to the guy in charge...

Dick will be here soon.

[skip fox]

5. The world revolves and time shifts zone to zone.

As some DU'ers turn their minds to house and home;
Others fire their hard-drives, and minds alight,
Seek shift to ride swift CAPTION'S flight.

:bounce:

[Bossy Monkey]

6. Hey Jimmy Olson! Ah-nold wants his Ray-bans back!

[myomy]

7. Yep, I pretty sure it was a flying saucer, it landed right out there

in that field.