My new Lounge soap opera....episode one.... (dial- up warning)

[LaraMN]

And now begins the saga of a man: a lone beacon of virtue in a world of scorn and deceit, a man for whom the word "impossible" holds no meaning...unless of course you're talking about being able to bend your appendages....here is episode one of.....


"Blaine's Destiny."


Blaine has been sent in search of Jessica Plastiboube- covert ops agent dispatched to locate a yellowcake uranium mine in the mountains of Wisconsin.



"Valiant, my trusty steed, we've nearly reached the summit of this harsh and deceitful mountain, with no sign of Jessica...I just can't figure it out..."



"Oh my heavens! It's Jessica! Naked and leaking body fluids...she must be dead! WHy?! Who would do this? Who could be so deceitful and unamerican?"


"I could! Yes, that's right....it's me.... Monica Missingcrautch, appendage of the rightwing "values task force," and your FORMER LOVER! Your lover, that is, until that fucking deceitful Jessica got in the way!"


"You see, Blaine- you can't be with Jessica. Because I need you. Blaine, I am pregnant with your child!"


"But Monica- that's impossible- I'm not attracted to... besides, I can tell you just have a giant snowball up your dress....see- it's melting out the bottom."


"I....I....Blaine!"



"You deceitful bitch! Nobody strips Jessica Plastiboube and leaves her for dead! Missincrautch, meet the back of my fist....er...angry palm!"


As Jessica and Blaine descend the cold, deceitful mountain, vicious native creatures consume the lifeless flesh of the evil Monica Missincratuch and the balance of good and evil is restored....for now.....



or is it?


Tune in next week for the thrilling second episode of...
"Blaine's Destiny".

[darkstar]

1. Bravo

:applause: :applause: :applause: :applause: :applause:

[LaraMN]

3. Thanks!

Glad you liked it!

[Richardo]

2. Nominated

:rofl:

Great work, Lara!

[LaraMN]

5. I'm always happy to crack up my pals!

Thanks for reading it!

[greatauntoftriplets]

4. Excellent!!!

It's been a while since I have read anything quite so funny.

[LaraMN]

6. I was inspired...there are so many toys in this house just BEGGING

to be featured...I think I might do this every week...it's fun!

[Cathyclysmic]

7. Excellent.... Captivating... Gripping!

Truly a story for our modern times!

[AnarchoFreeThinker]

8. Puts it all in perspective, doesn't it? I mean, Blaine's Destiny. Man.

[Midlodemocrat]

9. I laughed. I cried. It was a beautiful story.

[progmom]

10. you're nuts!

:loveya:

What a wonderful story. :)

[LaraMN]

17. Undoubtedly so.

But what good would I be to anyone if I weren't?:shrug: :D

[swimboy]

11. OMG! Monica has, like, the most beautiful eyes!

I'm not attracted to . . . :rofl:

[kmla]

12. Breathtaking cinematography.

And the special effects? Simply amazing.

:applause:

[swimboy]

13. Deceitful mountains are the very worst sort.

You're brilliant.

[Shine]

14. LOL! Somebody has waaaaay too much time on their hands.

:evilgrin:

[LaraMN]

19. Actually, I really DON'T have time for this...

I just can't help myself!:rofl:

[Shine]

23. Testify, girl.

I can totally relate, but I am not nearly as gifted as you are in the pix posting dept.

I really should be catching up on much needed admin work, but DU is sooo much more fascinating.

You did a great job on that story, though. I hope you know I was just teasing you. :hug:

You're very talented and creative. :applause:

[amitten]

15. I predict this will be cancelled after one season.

Because you will tire of it quickly. :P

[LaraMN]

16. Yeah, but the WB will pick it up in primetime.

Of that much, I'm certain.

[miss_american_pie]

18. Oh my hell

:rofl:

[billyskank]

20. You are crackers

:rofl:

[LaraMN]

21. You

know you love me.
:D

[billyskank]

24. I don't

deny it. :)

[Debi]

22. OMG, I can't wait for the next installment

You must provide teasers and star bios!!!

[Mad_Dem_X]

25. Brilliant!

Can't wait for the next installment. :)

[jane_pippin]

26. The snow is really getting to you, isn't it?

Excellent drama. I look forward to future adventures.

:rofl:

[LaraMN]

31. Maybe a little bit.

Just wait until next week, I may employ use of a yellow Teletubby..

[Tyrone Slothrop]

27. I smell a Lounge Emmy!

Nicely done!

[Dangerously Amused]

28. The curtain falls...

...and the crowd goes WILD!


:applause: :applause: :applause: :applause:




I CAN NOT WAIT until the next episode!


:popcorn:



OMG Lara, you SO tremendously rock! This was totally the highlight of my day! Thank you! :7

[LaraMN]

30. Yay, DA!

I loves ya, baby! Glad to make you smile!

[SeattleGirl]

29. Bravo! Bravo!

I can't WAIT for next week's episode!

:rofl:

[WCGreen]

32. Can you give him a side kick.....

You know, with homer sexual overtones....

(Or is it undertones....

I guess that depends on your proclivities....)

Then you could attract the Queer Guys and such....

[LaraMN]

33. CAN I? Don't I pretty much HAVE to?

:rofl:
I'm going to have to go buy another guy doll before I "film" next week's episode.

[flygal]

34. Aaaah - just what this stay at home mom needed

actually - could you have more sex in the next installment :D