It's Your Afterlife

[Lilith Velkor]

What will you be having?

[ThomCat]

1. 72 dear friends and lovers.

[Lilith Velkor]

4. Aww that's sweet

In my case, that'd be the same as 72 sluts, tho

[bridgit]

2. Something Else, a Tuscan winery with happy subjects plucking...

grapes for our harvest festival that never ends :thumbsup:

[Lilith Velkor]

12. Now that's something else

:toast:

[bridgit]

18. cheers...

:toast:

[Mz Pip]

3. Keith

:loveya:

Mz Pip
:dem:

[Lilith Velkor]

17. Olberman or Richards?

[Liberalynn]

5. A Library

with millions of books. Geeky but true. I love to read. Also a working computer. So I could write, and my dogs and cats, and Julian Mcmahon. ;)

[no name no slogan]

6. 72 Brazilians

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

[Laelth]

7. I should have known.

I'll take the sluts, please. They'll all be good friends, eventually. ;)

-Laelth

[Lilith Velkor]

8. Brazilian sluts!

:headbang:

[Redstone]

9. Vodka and Vicodin. Works great in this world, why not the next?

Redstone

[Lilith Velkor]

10. (hic)

[Lilith Velkor]

11. Verily these vissicitudes vex me

Valium works too, as well as vermouth (if you can handle vermouth).

[Squatch]

13. I could be headed for the serious strife?

Now you make the scene all day
But tomorrow there'll be Hell to pay
People listen attentively
I mean about future calamity
I used to think the idea was obsolete
Until I heard the old man stamping his feet.

[DS1]

14. Heaven is disease-free, and I ain't got time for virgins

:D

[LaraMN]

15. Heaven?

:rofl:

[azmouse]

16. Cigars and single malt scotch