joke for the day.

[Mrs.Matcom]

Ralph Nader, Al Gore and George W. Bush went to a fitness spa for some fun.

After a stimulating healthy lunch they decided to visit the men's room and
they found a strange looking gent sitting at the entrance who said "Welcome
to the gentleman's room. Be sure to check out our newest feature: a mirror
that if you look into it and say something truthful you will be rewarded
with your wish. Be warned: if you say something false you will be sucked
into the mirror to live in a void of nothingness for all eternity."

The men quickly entered and on finding the mirror Ralph Nader stepped up
and said "I think I'm the most truthful of us 3" and he suddenly found the
keys to a new Bentley in his hand.

Al Gore stepped up and said "I think I'm the most ambitious of us 3" and in
an instant he was surrounded by a pile of money to fund his next
Presidential Campaign.

Excited over the possibility of having a wish come true George W. Bush
looked into the mirror and said "I think..." and was promptly sucked into
the mirror.

[matcom]

1. kick

:rofl:

[Random_Australian]

2. K&ROFL! n/t

[trof]

3. 3 Brazillion soldiers were killed today.

How many is a...oh nevermind.
;-)

[GOPisEvil]

4. ...

:thumbsup: :hi:

[bigwillq]

5. LOL!

:rofl: