Put the word "Klinger" into a well-known pop song.

[Lautremont]

I'll start: "Days of Klinger Passed" by the Moody Blues.

[Iris]

1. Klinger Lives in a Yellow Submarine

But who is this Klinger? They guy from MASH?

Or someone here at DU?

[Lautremont]

3. I was just thinking of the guy from MASH, really.

Thanks for your answer! It's a good'n.

[ForrestGump]

2. "Klinger Came In Through The Bathroom Window"

"Mrs Brown, You've Got A Lovely Klinger"

"The Impossible Klinger"

"Klinger In The Blue Dress"

[bluhoodie]

4. Dead Klinger in the Middle of the Road

[WritingIsMyReligion]

5. Klinger Fields Forever, nt

[Oeditpus Rex]

6. 'When a Man Loves a Klinger'

"My Ding-A-Ling Klinger"

"Great Balls of Klinger"

[ForrestGump]

11. And, of course,

"Klinger Gadda Da Vida"




....and "Everybody's Got Something To Hide Except For Me And My Klinger."


This one only has the one word in the title, but little can compare to Aerosmith's "Klinger": "Klinger look like a lady!"

[Lautremont]

13. Oh yeah. That's the one!

Aerosmith might take this contest.

[darkstar]

7. Ode to Billy Klinger

The Monster Klinger

Klinger Humps

[AlCzervik]

8. Klinger in the sun

[Spirochete]

9. I'm Just a Klinger in a Rock and Roll Band.

[Oeditpus Rex]

12. SCORE!

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[Burma Jones]

10. I Wanna Hold Your Klinger

[Ouabache]

14. 'Pop Klinger' with apologies to John Mellancamp

Never wanted to be no pop 'klinger',
Never wanted to write no pop songs.
Never had no weird hair to get my songs over.
Never wanted to hang out after the show.

Pop Klinger, Pop Klinger, Pop Songs.....

[Ouabache]

16. 'Ridin' with the Klinger' with apologies to John Hiatt

I dreamed I did a good job and I got well paid
Blew it all at the penny arcade
A hundred dollars on a kewpie doll
I guess no white chick is gonna make me crawl

On a TWA, to the promised land
Every woman, child and man
Gets a cadillac and a diamond ring
Dont you know we're riding with the Klinger (king)?

Hes on a mission of mercy to the new frontier
He's gonna check us all on out of here
Up to that mansion on a hill
Where you can get your prescription filled

On a TWA to the promised land
Everybody come on and clap your hands
Dont you just love the way he sings
Dont you know we're riding with the Klinger (king)?

A red cape and shiny cold 45
I never saw his face but I saw the light
Tonight everybody's getting their angel wings
Dont you know we're riding with the Klinger (king)?.....


hehheh

[leftofthedial]

15. Don't Stand

Don't Stand

Don't Stand So Close to Klinger

[Ouabache]

17. Midnight Train to Klinger

new rendition by Glady Knight and the Pips

"Leavin' on that midnight train to Klinger"

[Ouabache]

18. Rikki Don't Lose That Klinger -by Steely Dan

"Send it off in a letter to yourself."

[Ouabache]

19. Big Yellow Klinger -by Joni Mitchell

"That big yellow klinger came and took away my old man."

[leftofthedial]

20. big yellow klinger!

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[Ouabache]

21. '(I Can't Get No) Klinger' by the Rolling Stones

"heh heh heh that's what I say" ,,,, ok, I gotta quit, really.

[ForrestGump]

22. "Why Don't We Do Klinger In The Road"

Actually, the Beatles had some great ones:

"Please Please Klinger"

"Sergeant Klinger's Lonely Hearts Club Band"

"Being For The Benefit Of Mr Klinger"

"She's Leaving Klinger"

"The Ballad Of John And Klinger"

"Klinger My Dear"

"Good Day Klinger"

"Got To Get Klinger Into My Life"

"Klinger In The USSR"

"I'm Klinger"

"I Am The Klinger"

"With A Little Help From My Klinger"

"Mean Mr Klinger"

"A Taste Of Klinger"

"Here Comes The Klinger"

"Happiness Is A Warm Klinger"

"The Long And Winding Klinger"

"Can't Buy Me Klinger"

"Klinger Wood"

"You've Got To Hide Your Klinger Away"

"Klinger Never Knows"

"Dig A Klinger"

"I've Got A Klinger"

"And Your Klinger Can Sing"

"I've Just Seen A Klinger"

"Wild Honey Klinger"

"Klinger, You're A Rich Man"

"Hello Klinger""From Me To Klinger"

"PS, I Love Klinger"

"Do You Want to Know A Klinger"

"You're Gonna Lose That Klinger"

"Lovely Klinger"

"Klinger's Silver Hammer"



And, solo, of course:

"Instant Klinger"

"Power To The Klinger"

"Woman Is The Klinger Of The World"

"Let Me Roll Klinger"

"Klinger's Farm"

"Klinger On The Run"

"My Sweet Klinger"

[madinmaryland]

23. The Planet of the Klingers!

Beneath the Planet of the Klingers.
Return to the Planet of the Klingers.
....

[APPLE314]

24. Gold Klinger

James Bond as nought nought seven