Paris Hitlon has a fucking FRAGRANCE????

[Taverner]

What on earth does it smell like, a well used booth at a peep show? Stale aftersex?

[asthmaticeog]

1. Coke residue and skank drippings.

[Taverner]

4. HAHAHAHAA

You gotta watch out for those skank drippings ya know....

One drop on your clothes and you never get the smell out...

[ghostsofgiants]

7. And I would imagine some cheap booze as well.

(You stole the coke half of my joke. x()

[name not needed]

27. Jizz too.

[MissB]

2. It smells like sex.

Duh.

No image, damn it.

[LaurenG]

3. lol, my snarky thoughts exactly

thanks for saying it so I didn't have to. :rofl:

[In_The_Wind]

14. "

:hi: :pals:

[LaurenG]

17. ...

:loveya: :hi:

[In_The_Wind]

26. ~

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

5. Eau de Party Ho.

[LaraMN]

6. Formaldehyde.

She's a walking corpse.

[Taverner]

8. I think thatt's her ex-friend, Nicole Richie

She's more like a wax skeleton you could train to walk around and smile

[arwalden]

9. A Cumrag?

[mikeytherat]

19. The term "cumrag" is uncalled for and not very appropriate

I prefer "jizzmop."

mikey_the_rat

[arwalden]

24. Indeed, you're correct. My apologies. -- From now on... "jizzmop" it is!

:rofl:

[mikeytherat]

25. In a roundtable discussion with Bi Polar Bear and Oscar Wildcat

it was concluded that "cumrag" was, "Oh, so 80s," and "jizzmop" the preferred term (at least this week).

Your adaptation of the term is appreciated greatly.

mikey_the_rat

[amitten]

10. Maybe it smells like all the slutty men she's slept with.

Double standard, anyone? Anyone...?

By the way, I saw it at the store and it smells like fruit.

[Deep13]

11. Sustained!

None of my business who she screws.

[Taverner]

12. Hey, I'm PRO-slut

But in her case, its more of a case of Paris being the only person in Paris' universe.

That's a trait the rich tend to live out, with wild abandon.

But my thing is more like, with her rep - how would this translate to a marketable fragrance?

I mean, would you buy Karl Rove - the Fragrance?

[amitten]

15. Yeah, Paris is gross. But it's not because of her sex life.

It's because she's so self-absorbed.

And whether someone sleeps with 10 people or 100, it makes them no better or worse than anyone else.

(Anti-Puritan rant over.)

[Taverner]

18. Yes I know some very caring, ethical sluts

Although I prefer the term,"Sexual Hobbyist"

[amitten]

20. I do too. But most of them are men. n/t

[LeftofU]

35. I'll secound this!

Pro Slut here!

[anarch]

13. really it's more of an "odor"

oh, wait, you meant that spray-scent shit she puts her name on. Nevermind.

[ucmike]

16. i don't know what it smells like, but i'm sure......

it's tasteless.



famous for being famous. good work if you can get it.

[CBHagman]

22. RIMSHOT!

Brilliant.

[AlCzervik]

21. it smells like an untreated infection.

[file83]

32. NASTY!!!

:puke:

[ET Awful]

23. Don't you watch South Park?

The scent is called Skanque :evilgrin:

It can be found on the shelf right next to the "Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset."

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

28. Eau de Cheap Whore

[DinahMoeHum]

29. "Smells Like Ho Spirit"

:rofl:

[Orsino]

30. I'll bet she does. Hope she covers it with some sort of perfume. n/t

[petronius]

31. LOL!

I knew I read down to the bottom for a reason...

[DrGonzoLives]

33. Eau de Skank

n/t

[AussieDave]

34. What - she has a perfume to fuck by ??

Why weren't we told ?????

[graywarrior]

36. Whore's Juice. That's what my dad used to call perfume

[YellowRubberDuckie]

37. Some people will buy freaking anything.