Bush Issues Recall of "Dodgy" US Constitution.....PML!!!

[Pert_UK]

OK, so I posted this in Editorial, but I think it belongs here because it's funny....sorry......

Mmmmmm......satire.....

"President George W Bush has today described the US Constitution as a "dodgy dossier" and has issued an immediate executive order recalling all copies from libraries, federal offices and schools across the nation.

The President made the announcement in a terse nation-wide address at 4pm today, broadcast on all major TV networks...He announced that intelligence officers had examined the original copy held...and found that, it was in fact "liberally covered with Tipp-Ex". The eraser fluid was particularly in evidence over the Bill of Rights and according to CIA investigators, scratching away the fluid from the words, "nor to be deprived of life, liberty, or property, without due process of law" reveals "anyone can be deprived of life, liberty, or property, without due process of law once found guilty of being a terrorist Muslim or something like that, verily."

Mysteriously, the newly-revealed text seems to have been written in two-hundred-year-old biro, but nonetheless, Fox News immediately greeted this evidence as, "compelling" and devoted two hours of programming to repeating the phrase over and over again in authoritative tones....

Bush then indicated that all copies of the Consitution and the other dodgy documents should be immediately impounded by the military, burned to pieces, and sent to Florida "for safe-keeping". The President then concluded, if I may with the immortal words of President Kennedy as spoken in his inaugural address, "My fellow citizens of the world: Ask not what your country can do for you. Shut the hell up and let us bomb whoever we want."

Full article:

http://www.thebrainstrust.co.uk/article.64.2865.html