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Dookus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-04-03 05:39 PM
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Poll question: What's more embarrassing?
Having your ex-girlfriend or your grandmother comment on the size of your penis? From Ananova:

Granny says 'nothing wrong' with Timberlake's penis

Justin Timberlake's grandmother says Britney Spears was wrong to suggest he's got a tiny penis.

Sadie Bomar says Spears wasn't being truthful when she hinted on TV last week Timberlake isn't well endowed.

His 70-year-old grandmother said: "I helped raise him - and I can assure you there is nothing wrong with him physically."

During an interview on an MTV show, to be screened in the UK on December 2, Spears said she felt "just a little bitter" about her break-up with Timberlake.

Britney stressed the words just and little and used her thumb and finger to indicate a tiny length, says The Sun.



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liberalhistorian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-04-03 05:42 PM
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1. Not being a
member, so to speak, of the male gender, I really couldn't say, lol! But it will be interesting to see how you gentlemen respond.
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Booberdawg Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-04-03 05:44 PM
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2. It is TACKY for Britney to comment on the size of Timberlake's penis
In fact, I consider it TACKY for an ex to comment negatively about their ex sexually. It's TACKY, and they should STFU!
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-04-03 05:45 PM
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3. ummm grandma
being that, people are gonna be like how does she know, and shit, oh any would be embarassed. I guess those two never got down if Granny is telling the truth, or maybe she saw bigger in her day lol.
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BlueJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-04-03 05:50 PM
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4. I think Britney's comment truly shows that
Edited on Thu Dec-04-03 05:50 PM by Radicalliberal
she's still just a little girl.
I put those types of cruel comments in the same disgusting "Bag"
as I would a man who publicly makes fun of a woman's small breasts.
I use this term very rarely..but What a Bitch.
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Endangered Specie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-04-03 05:50 PM
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5. If they were so tiny,
then why'd Britney let herself get f***ed with them in the first place. Being britney, she could get any 'size' she wanted.

Wonder if Jt returned any similiar insults, perhaps the next time he talks of BS he should emphasize any time he says 'loose' 'used' or 'fake' and make other hand gestures.


Wonder why magic rat hasnt posted here yet? :shrug:
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Dookus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-04-03 05:52 PM
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6. Good question...
Where *IS* Magic Rat? This is the closest thing we've had to a sex thread in awhile!
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YellowRubberDuckie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-04-03 07:56 PM
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18. WAIT...THEY!?
JT has more than one penis? :wtf:
Duckie
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Cheswick2.0 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-04-03 05:53 PM
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7. tacky little tart arn'tcha Brit?
Jeesh.
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JitterbugPerfume Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-04-03 06:18 PM
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8. Watch out Britney
physical beauty is fleeting but BITCH is forever !!
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quaker bill Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-04-03 06:42 PM
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9. My grandmothers would not have known.
And that was just fine by me.
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-04-03 06:44 PM
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10. Depends
Is lil' miss Brit Brat looking for a 9 incher, thinking that too is too small? If so, Justin's doodle may be small by comparison, 9+" is rare indeed...

If it's 7" or larger, there's certainly nothing to whine about. :eyes:

Most are between 5 and 6", perfectly functional stuff...

Did Granny raise him after puberty had set in? Or does she mean the size of the thing isn't important (it can be to some, why hate Brit Brat for that?)?

Brit Brat sure is tacky though for suggesting to the world that an ex has a small crank... :eyes:
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liberalhistorian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-04-03 06:50 PM
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11. Hey, you know what they say,
"it ain't the meat, it's the motion!" Speaking as a gal, I'll say that's the truth!
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nini Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-04-03 07:45 PM
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14. Agreed....
you could be big as big can be... but if you don't know what you're doing it doesn't matter.

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ronnykmarshall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-04-03 07:53 PM
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17. Brit's just mad
Because you can drive a semi truck through her worn out ol' coochie and she can't feel anything.

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THUNDER HANDS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-04-03 06:56 PM
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12. I've been summoned to comment on this thread....
So here goes:

"It's not the size that matters, it's how grandma uses it."

Thank you. This has been a Magic Rat sexual annoucement.
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Dookus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-04-03 06:57 PM
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13. Man....
yer gonna make some shrink rich one day...
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terrya Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-04-03 07:47 PM
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15. Well, THAT'S a mental image I could do without. :-)
And here I was, thinking I was going to, um, "take matters in hand" later.

Not now! :-)
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mlawson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-04-03 07:52 PM
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16. I think that ANYONE commenting on ... that ... is embarrasing.
It would be for me. :o
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private_ryan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-04-03 07:57 PM
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19. Justin didn't choose to have a small one
Britney choose to be a hoe and a nasty ....
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zx22778a Donating Member (96 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-04-03 08:40 PM
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20. Well, if she's complaining about the size of his organ,
he should just say that he hadn't expected to play in a cathedral.
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VOX Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-04-03 08:44 PM
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21. Don't go there, grandma...
And as for Britney, well, the entire swing-shift at McDonnell-Douglas knows about *her*.
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cally Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-04-03 08:46 PM
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22. Well, remember
Justin was the one who announced she wasn't a virgin. I think they both have no class and noone should ever reveal a lover's secrets.

Did I just sort of defend Britney? Yikes.
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Dookus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-04-03 09:45 PM
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23. what's odd...
is there are at least 4 people here who think your ex-girlfriend discussing your penis is more embarrassing than your GRANDMOTHER!
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travisleit01 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-04-03 09:47 PM
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24. Eww...
Granny?
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Kat45 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-04-03 10:39 PM
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25. When someone talks about penis size, they usually mean hard.
And that makes it even worse to think that grandma knows about the size of his penis. Eeeew!
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Dookus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-05-03 12:47 AM
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26. exactly...
it's bad enough to think your Granny's seen it, but that she's EVALUATED it! <<shudder>>
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