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Crazy Guggenheim Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-18-06 03:30 AM
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Hey! One of you feminists go get me a beer.
:popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn:
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FunkyLeprechaun Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-18-06 03:31 AM
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1. If you pay me $500
I'll happily get you a beer.

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Crazy Guggenheim Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-18-06 03:38 AM
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7. Don't be selfish now.
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FunkyLeprechaun Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-18-06 03:41 AM
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9. Why not?
I'm a conosseiur. I sampled 52 beers (The Quest) and 52 mixed drinks (Lord's Quest) at the Boston University pub. I'm Princess Sinead the Potty Puker on the plaque there.
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SofaKingLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-18-06 03:32 AM
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2. howdy
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Crazy Guggenheim Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-18-06 03:32 AM
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3. What's up?
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SofaKingLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-18-06 03:37 AM
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6. just paid a $80 bar tab, now I'm seeing double.
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-18-06 03:32 AM
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4. Cook me a steak, you marketing whore.
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Crazy Guggenheim Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-18-06 03:34 AM
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5. That's women's work.
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FunkyLeprechaun Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-18-06 03:39 AM
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8. Yep, women's work
sitting 'round, scratching our privates and getting drunk. Can't wait for the man to clean up and do the vacuuming.

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Crazy Guggenheim Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-18-06 03:41 AM
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10. Well how can you be happy acting that way?
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FunkyLeprechaun Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-18-06 03:42 AM
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11. It's a man's work
I'm happy that way.

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Crazy Guggenheim Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-18-06 03:44 AM
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14. A women's place is in the home.
:popcorn:

Maybe one day - not Hillary - in the White House too.
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FunkyLeprechaun Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-18-06 03:48 AM
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17. That's what I said
Sitting on the couch, scratching privates while the Monsignor does the work.

It's wonderful!

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FuzzySlippers Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-18-06 03:44 AM
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12. I'll get you beer....
after you scrub the gunk off my bathtub.

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pokerfan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-18-06 03:44 AM
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13. How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be open by the time she brings it.

{ducking and running}

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Crazy Guggenheim Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-18-06 03:45 AM
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15. LOL.
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Dangerously Amused Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-18-06 03:48 AM
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16. Yeah?





Make me.








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BlueIris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-18-06 06:35 AM
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18. I'll do it! Me, me, me! I am finally brainwashed. GD fixed me.
Edited on Sat Mar-18-06 06:35 AM by BlueIris
I have renounced all of that silly feminism nonsense and gone back to doing what women were meant to do.

Do you need it in a glass or mug? With foam or settled? Will you require a foot massage as you drink it? I am really good at foot massages.
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peacefreak Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-18-06 06:57 AM
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19. Sure.
Where would you like me to stick it?
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miss_american_pie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-18-06 10:12 AM
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20. You like wearing them, don't you?
:P
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