Damn uppity women who like to have their way with men, check in here!

[Oeditpus Rex]

And please leave your YIM/AIM address, phone number and resumé w/photo.

:popcorn:

[KitchenWitch]

1. LOL

:yourock:

[Oeditpus Rex]

2. You ain't so bad yourself, doll

:loveya:

[In_The_Wind]

3. Hello

[KitchenWitch]

5. I knew you would be along shortly!

:hi:

:7

[In_The_Wind]

8. Of course. Angel Drawers was callin' me.

:hi:

[Oeditpus Rex]

10. LOL!

:rofl:

[In_The_Wind]

12. ~

[Oeditpus Rex]

15. I so just stole that smilie

:evilgrin:

[In_The_Wind]

19. You're welcome to it.

Just like the ones you snagged while you were wandering around in my photobucket.
There are new additions quite frequently.

[Oeditpus Rex]

22. I was *never* in your bucket

Fella has to draw the line somewhere.

[In_The_Wind]

24. excuse me

my photo album

[Oeditpus Rex]

25. Oh

That's different.

[In_The_Wind]

27. .

:P

[Oeditpus Rex]

6. I just noticed somethin'

Your avatar's neckline twitches a bit.

Naughty li'l thang, ain't she?

[In_The_Wind]

11. You do have an eye for detail.

She is going to be just like me when she grows up. Lucky girl.

[SeattleGirl]

4. And all this time, I thought you were shy!

You sure had me fooled, dude! :evilgrin:

[Oeditpus Rex]

9. I usually am

It's all these damn uppity women, I tells ya!

They make me...

[RevCheesehead]

29. Naughty fingers!!

:spank::spank::spank:

[Oeditpus Rex]

30. It was more'n just fingers

Quick, name that film! :evilgrin:

[RevCheesehead]

32. :headscratch:

??

The Wendy's chili escapades?

[Oeditpus Rex]

36. Can't put your finger on it?

"M," by Fritz Lang (1931). Absolutely magnificent performance by Peter Lorre as a psychopathic killer of young girls.

[billyskank]

34. You corrupted him

:hi:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

7. *um* You rang?

At your service, my dear Oeditpus Rex...........

:silly:

[Oeditpus Rex]

13. Nononono!

See, if you're at my service, then you ain't havin' your way.



:think:



Unless, o' course, that is your way...

[CaliforniaPeggy]

17. Hmmmmmmm..........

You'll just have to find out the hard way, won't you?

O8) or :evilgrin: You tell me......

[KitchenWitch]

21. the *hard* way??? Peggy, I am shocked!

:evilgrin:

[u4ic]

14. Hrmmmph...

Where's YOUR YIM/AIM address, phone number and resumé w/photo?

Some of us DO have standards, ya know. :eyes:

[Oeditpus Rex]

18. If you had standards

you wouldn't be posting in my "desperate plea" thread. :blush:

[u4ic]

26. We also

have egos that need a bit of stroking once in a while...;)

[Oeditpus Rex]

28. Good point

I'm ashamed I overlooked it. :blush:



And my AIM address is linked in my profile.

(Gee, could I be any more subtle?)

[Whoa_Nelly]

16. You are shameless, I say absolutely SHAMELESS!

Just like me :evilgrin:

[Oeditpus Rex]

20. I tried bein' shameful

All that got me was eight years at Soledad a chapped right hand a T-shirt.

[Whoa_Nelly]

23. ROFLMAO

Include the strike outs and you would have one fine T-shirt.

[RevCheesehead]

31. Nope. Not gonna do it.

You can send your info to me, and I'll consider if you're worthy or not.

[Dangerously Amused]

33. DA checking in.

Worship me.


DO IT NOW!

[Starbucks Anarchist]

35. Yes, ma'am!

:patriot:

[Dangerously Amused]

37. : ) *giggle*

Well, THAT was easy!


:7

[Starbucks Anarchist]

38. That's what they call me.

;)

[Oeditpus Rex]

39. Now *she* knows how!

The way to a man's heart is through his unresolved issues with his mother.

[Dangerously Amused]

40. Now then, young man.

You're up posting awfully late on a school night. Let's get you into bed.



:7

[Oeditpus Rex]

41. It's Friday

:shrug:

[Dangerously Amused]

42. Oopsie. Mommy had a little too much green beer, sweetie.

Carry on, then.

[dorktv]

43. I added you on Myspace!

[Oeditpus Rex]

44. Ah, so you can push me around *there,* too?

Meanie. :cry:

[dorktv]

45. Always mah dear