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THUNDER HANDS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-17-06 09:22 AM
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Is This Joke The New 'Brazillian' ?
George Bush goes to a primary school to talk to the kids to get a little PR.

After his talk he offers question time.One little boy puts up his hand and George asks him

his name. "Stanley," responds the little boy.



"And what is your question, Stanley?"



"I have 3 questions. First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN?

Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes? And third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?"



Just then, the bell rings for recess. George Bush informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess.

When they resume George says, "OK, where were we? Oh, that's right: question time. Who has a question?"

A little girl puts up her hand. George points her out and asks her name.



"Stephanie," she responds.



"And what is your question, Stephanie?"



"Actually, I have 5 questions. First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN?

Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes? Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?

Fourth, why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early? And fifth, what the hell happened to Stanley?"
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baldguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-17-06 09:26 AM
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1. Its not new.
I think it pre-dates the Brazillian Joke.
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Strong Atheist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-17-06 09:51 AM
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2. I had not heard it! Good one! nt.
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rbnyc Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-17-06 09:53 AM
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3. HA!
New to me. Thanks.
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