We ought to play a really funky trick on GD just to

[Random_Australian]

completely wig everyone.... the idea thus far invovles taking some random thread and having the lounge K&R it like it was Christmas.... Can you imagine someone not from the lounge seeing:

>Greatest (11 votes or 5 votes or whatever)
>
>Subject: I am not Spock, and neither are you.
>Message: See subject.


Whatcha think? We need to come up with a better subject and message though. Something not so inane, but fifty times as opaque.

[Strong Atheist]

1. I'm in. Where is Crazy Guggenheim? nt.

[Random_Australian]

3. Cool. Any suggestions? Howzabout:

Subject: And sometimes when I answer the phone,
Message: It isn't for me! Is that what I pay my Taxes for?

[cleofus1]

2. ok...

"WHITE HOUSE ANNOUNCES IRAQ BUILDING DEATH STAR"

(not original to me...saw it on another website...cracked me up)

[Strong Atheist]

4. More like "White house announces IT is building a death star".... nt.

[cleofus1]

7. ok...how about

WHITE HOUSE ANNOUNCEs IRAN BUILDING DEATH STAR

"Rumsfield demands Iran "cease and desist" or face pre emptive U.S. aerial attack"

[Random_Australian]

5. NICE! I'll wait for a few more

submissions, but I think we have a winner! (NOTE, this was in resonse to #2)

[Random_Australian]

6. Howzabout:

Subject: Bill O'Reilly: America's next Astronaut?
Message: Bill O'Reilly today anounced he was "Seriously high, man, try this whack sh*t" , which a colleague and spokesman for Bill announced was "part of his plan to become an Astronaut"

[madinmaryland]

8. Rush Limbaugh to discuss the eight years of peace and prosperity

under the Clinton administration, and how the last five years have ruined it all!