Joan_Alpern is a TEASE! and a sexpot!

[La Lioness Priyanka]

ask me anything!

[xmas74]

1. What did she do this time?

[La Lioness Priyanka]

3. she had a lot of fun

:evilgrin:

[xmas74]

5. Nothing wrong w/ that.

I used to have the kind of fun that made strippers blush.

[In_The_Wind]

12. Oh My!

:evilgrin:
Do tell.

[xmas74]

43. And lock this thread?

I'm trying to be a good girl nowadays.

[Deja Q]

2. How'd she tease?

How many pots did she sex with?

We need pictures! :rofl:

[La Lioness Priyanka]

4. she danced on a bar...in lingerie

:P

[Guava Jelly]

6. lioness has never teased nah not her

posting hot pictures and stuff.
Its like hello pot this is the kettle yer black.
fyi I appreciate the hot pics :)

[La Lioness Priyanka]

7. well i think joan is a bigger tease

she posts pics of strippers....and i have heard her mention menage a troix before

[Guava Jelly]

8. Maybe

I love all the tease's here on Du

[In_The_Wind]

9. lionesspriyanka !

I do declare! You say the sweetest things.

[Sugar Smack]

10. *snort* LOL!!!! She's RIGHT, you know!

:toast: :hi: :loveya: :hug: :rofl:

How're you doing, teasey?

[In_The_Wind]

11. Sigh

I am so much happier now that you are here!
I've decided screw the green beer: It's Appletini time right now!

I am so excited about seeing you in 15 days!!!

[La Lioness Priyanka]

13. i try ....but you are so lovely you make it easy to sat sweet things

[merh]

14. *cough*

[In_The_Wind]

17. merh ~ will these do

[billyskank]

23. OMG

:loveya:

[In_The_Wind]

33. ~

:blush: Thank you .
It seems as if I was always a flirt. I was 31 in the first picture, 41 in the second.

[DarkmoonIkonoklast]

54. ageless, timeless, and altogether lovely!

[merh]

41. (((((((( Joani )))))))))

:hug: :loveya:

[In_The_Wind]

48. I was truly moved by your journal, merh.

Lady, you are my hero! I just want you to know that.

[merh]

52. ...

:blush:

Thanks sweetie, but I'm no hero.

I do love you :hug:

[Call Me Wesley]

45. Great pictures!

You look just gorgeous and walking tall! :hug:

[In_The_Wind]

47. That's a wonderful complement CMW.

My best friend Joanie and I were enjoying a mini-vacation in Florida when this picture was taken.
I won a sales contest. All we needed to pay for was the airfare and meals away from the hotel. :)
Being a Type A personality had its perks.

[Call Me Wesley]

49. What is a type A personality?

Not that I don't know you're one, but what's the definition of it? Outspoken, direct approach, walking tall, no lies, no maneuvers?

[In_The_Wind]

50. I am everything you've said plus parts of the following:

Definitions of Type A personality on the Web:

Type A personality is a term used to describe people who are driven, hard-working, busy, and impatient. It was first described as an important risk factor in coronary disease in the 1950's by cardiologist Meyer Friedman and his coworkers. Friedman characterizes Type A behaviour as "time urgency (or hurry sickness) and an easily-aroused irritability or anger ... or free-floating hostility". It is estimated that Type-A behavior doubles the risk of coronary heart disease in otherwise healthy men.

Before I learned a more peaceful way of living there was always one more thing I needed to complete before locking the gate on my ice cream shop every night. Now I know that's what tomorrow's for. However "easily-aroused irritability or anger ... or free-floating hostility" was never part of my personality.

[AirmensMom]

53. Great pics, Joani!

:bounce: :loveya: :applause:

Thanks!

[sakabatou]

15. I dunno lioness

Your avatar itself is teasing. ^^

[WCGreen]

16. It took you this long.....

[In_The_Wind]

42. I have a question for you Mr. Green:

How did you like the old song The Little Willies have on their new CD?

Tennessee Stud

Along about eighteen and twenty-five
I left Tennessee very much alive
I never would have got through the Arkansas mud
If I hadn't been a-ridin on the Tennessee stud

I had some trouble with my sweetheart's pa
One of her brothers was a bad outlaw
I sent her a letter by my Uncle Fud
And I rode away on the Tennessee stud

The Tennessee stud was long and lean
The color of the sun and his eyes were green
He had the nerve and he had the blood
And there never was a hoss like the Tennessee stud

One day I was ridin' in the beautiful land
And ran smack into an Indian band
They jerked their knives with a whoop and a yell
But I rode away like a bat out of hell

Well I circled their camp for a time or two
And showed what a Tennessee hoss could do
And them redskin boys never got my blood
'Cause I was a-ridin' on the Tennessee stud

We drifted on down into no man's land
We crossed the river called the Rio Grande
I raced my hoss with the Spaniards bold
Till I got me a skin full of silver and gold

Me and a gambler we couldn't agree
We got in a fight over Tennessee
We jerked our guns, he fell with a thud
And I got away on the Tennessee stud

Well, I got as lonesome as a man can be
Dreamin' of my girl in Tennessee
The Tennessee stud's green eyes turned blue
'Cause he was a-dneamin' of a sweetheart too

We loped on back across Arkansas
I whipped her brother and I whipped her pa
I found that girl with the golden hair
And she was ridin' on a Tennessee mare

Stirrup to stirrup and side by side
We crossed the mountains and the valleys wide
We came to Big Muddy and we forded the flood
On the Tennessee mare and the Tennessee stud

Pretty little baby on the cabin floor
Little hoss colt playin' 'round the door
I love the girl with golden hair
And the Tennessee stud loves the Tennessee mare

[MissHoneychurch]

18. And that is news how????

I love her for the way she is.

Joani :yourock:

[In_The_Wind]

19. She had a little help with background research:

www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=4890913&mesg_id=4890913 :evilgrin:

[MissHoneychurch]

20. LOL

being naughty is fun.

Good girls go to heaven, bad girls can go everywhere :evilgrin:

[In_The_Wind]

22. How true!

But I'm not really bad. I'm just lots of fun!

[MissHoneychurch]

26. I know

you are bad in a good way :evilgrin:

[ScreamingMeemie]

21. Joan_Alpern is also one of the most lovably nice people here.

I adore her. :hug:

[billyskank]

24. Word

I adore her too. I always look for her posts and try to make her feel special. :loveya:

[MissHoneychurch]

25. And I am so lucky to spend 3 weeks with her in September

I tell ya, my life is just great :bounce:

[In_The_Wind]

35. I would love to have lunch with you while I'm driving west.

I don't know the northern states all that well. I'm not sure where you are in relation to my wandering journey. I've briefly talked about meeting RevCheesehead, Dangerously Amused and SeattleGirl before I share a burger and beers with bridgit.

[LynneSin]

27. I've shared a room with her twice and she's never put out for me

:cry:

[In_The_Wind]

28. LynneSin

:blush: I didn't know you cared.

[LynneSin]

29. Well, just trying to protect your reputation

even though it was actually three times

I'm a dingbat!

[In_The_Wind]

30. My reputation might need a little protection before this year is over.

Ya know.
My cross country drive to Gilroy unchaperanoed.
Then wandering through the South meeting merh and southlandshari.

[billyskank]

31. I wish I could meet you too

:loveya:

[In_The_Wind]

32. I'd like that a lot billyskank!

I think a cross country train trip to meet you next summer would be lots of fun for me. I could kick back and enjoy the ride.

[billyskank]

34. You mean over here?

Or over there? Either way, it would rule. :yourock:

[In_The_Wind]

36. Aren't you flying over to visit your family next year?

I seem to remember you talking about that: www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=4685195&mesg_id=4704499


I want to do more bird watching than I'll have time for this summer. I can always rent a car when I get off the train. :)

[billyskank]

37. Yes I am planning on doing that

You remembered :hug:

[In_The_Wind]

38. I never forget my closest friends.

There are times when I may not hear from them for a while but I always hold them in my heart. :)

[billyskank]

39. Joani

Can I draw your picture? :hug:

[In_The_Wind]

40. billyskank

Of course you may.
I'm honored that you want to. Thank you.

[UCLA02]

44. Something about "pot," "kettle" and "black" comes to mind.

Just sayin'...in an objective, non-creepy, online kinda way...

BTW, thanks for the MySpace ad, princess.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

46. welcome dear!

and "birds of a feather..." is more close to the truth

[UCLA02]

51. Quite true, methinks.

re the protagonist and antagonist of this thread=birds of a feather...