Woman Gets Beer From Her Kitchen Faucet

[deadparrot]

OSLO, Norway - It almost seemed like a miracle to Haldis Gundersen when she turned on her kitchen faucet this weekend and found the water had turned into beer.

Two flights down, employees and customers at the Big Tower Bar were horrified when water poured out of the beer taps.

By an improbable feat of clumsy plumbing, someone at the bar in Kristiandsund, western Norway, had accidentally hooked the beer hoses to the water pipes for Gundersen's apartment.

"We had settled down for a cozy Saturday evening, had a nice dinner, and I was just going to clean up a little," Gundersen, 50, told The Associated Press by telephone Monday. "I turned on the kitchen faucet and beer came out."

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060313/ap_on_fe_st/beer_on_tap

[billyskank]

1. I think that's called nirvana!

:D

[Benfea]

2. That's almost as good as the Beer Volcano

Hallowed be His noodly appendages.

[Capn Sunshine]

15. It's a sign!

praised be his noodly appendages, creating miracles for us in this earthly plane!

[johnnie]

3. How come these things don't happen to me?

x(

[billyskank]

4. It's always some undeserving asshole, isn't it?

:rofl:

[johnnie]

7. Hell yeah it is

"We had settled down for a cozy Saturday evening, had a nice dinner, and I was just going to clean up a little," Gundersen, 50, told The Associated Press by telephone Monday. "I turned on the kitchen faucet and beer came out."
Blah blah blah......


Mine would be:

"I had just returned from the bar Saturday evening, and I was just going to clean up a little," Johnnie told The Associated Press by telephone Monday. "I turned on the faucet and was hoping for beer to come out..and it did!"

[billyskank]

10. No, because you wouldn't have told the press

clearly beer isn't supposed to come out of your faucet, so if a miracle like that happened, I think you would keep pretty quiet about it. :)

[LostinVA]

5. If it was Guinness, then maybe God really does exist!!!

[Misunderestimator]

12. You ain't kidding!

I would have thought I'd died and gone to heaven!

[LostinVA]

13. I might even convert for that -- well, not really

[Misunderestimator]

16. Yeah... no... would take a hell of a lot more than Guinness.

but that would be a good start... :rofl:

[LostinVA]

17. Guinness AND Kate Winslet as my sex slave...

Yeah, I'd probably become Catholic again for that....

[BikeWriter]

6. There IS a Heaven!

[RedCloud]

8. What was the shower like?

Imagine showing up for work already smelling like beer.

[TheMightyFavog]

9. Magic Sink, Magic Sink!

*Prostrates himself in front of said sink

[billyskank]

11. This beats the shit out of a weeping Mary, doesn't it!

A fucking sink that dispense free beer! People would make pilgrimages from miles around to worship the magic sink, and get completely shitfaced. :)

[Benfea]

14. Praise be to the FSM and His noodly appendages!

The beer sink is clearly a precursor to the Beer Volcano.

[warrens]

18. Like that Ramones song

You didn't Mean Anything to Me

Everybody was cranky
Even the maids were mean
We ran into a miracle
There was beer in the soda machine

[Bombero1956]

19. yes beer from a faucet

and you won't believe where the pretzles came from.