I'm posting wearing ONLY chaps and a Stetson. Ask me anything!!!!

flvegan

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Sun Mar-12-06 05:31 PM
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I'm posting wearing ONLY chaps and a Stetson. Ask me anything!!!!

I'm not naked, nor having sex, AND I'll put on my Lone Ranger mask if you want.

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bridgit

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Sun Mar-12-06 05:41 PM
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1. the mask & a fake handlebar and we'll talk maybe...

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flvegan

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Sun Mar-12-06 05:43 PM
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4. Done!!

It'll come in handy as a flavor saver.

Cripes, did I just say that?

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bridgit

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Sun Mar-12-06 05:47 PM
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8. you mean to imply a 'womb broom' of some sort i am sure...

:-)

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flvegan

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Sun Mar-12-06 05:50 PM
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11. Well, it's only a myth

that we vegans don't, um, "eat meat" so to speak. I just don't really use my teeth much when I do.

Gosh...that was bad.

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bridgit

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Sun Mar-12-06 05:57 PM
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14. are vegans required implicitly to "eat" things that from time to time...

are seen as able to eat them upon occasion, teeth or no :shrug: :rofl:

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flvegan

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Sun Mar-12-06 05:59 PM
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17. Not required. Desired.

It's a lifestyle easily embraced by those of us that are naturally very...giving. Many of us, um, give and give and give until we're damn near begged to stop.

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havocmom

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Sun Mar-12-06 05:42 PM
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2. Got any Buck Naked & the Bare Bottom Boys albums?

:shrug:

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flvegan

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Sun Mar-12-06 05:44 PM
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5. No, but I'm a fan of the Soggy Bottom Boys

I am a man of constant sorrow.

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Prisoner_Number_Six

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Sun Mar-12-06 05:42 PM
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3. Don't the chaps chafe?

Edited on Sun Mar-12-06 05:43 PM by Prisoner_Number_Six

Just outta curiosity.... :rofl:

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flvegan

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Sun Mar-12-06 05:44 PM
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6. Nah, they're pleather, and all the "vitals" are out in the open

away from any chafing material anyway.

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yvr girl

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Sun Mar-12-06 05:47 PM
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7. Can I be your cowgirl?

It had to be asked.

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flvegan

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Sun Mar-12-06 05:48 PM
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9. Giddy up!

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yvr girl

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Sun Mar-12-06 05:49 PM
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10. Yee Hawww!

Here's to a good long ride.

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flvegan

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Sun Mar-12-06 05:51 PM
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12. Now you're talking!

Multiple good, long rides.

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yvr girl

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Sun Mar-12-06 05:53 PM
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13. Then we'll be able to try more than just

cowgirl. :woohoo:

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flvegan

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Sun Mar-12-06 05:57 PM
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15. There are many ways to do things.

I'm a FIRM believer in that.

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yvr girl

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Sun Mar-12-06 05:58 PM
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16. As long as you're FIRM

I like FIRM.

You can tell me your favourites in a PM, so I can be prepared.

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flvegan

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Sun Mar-12-06 06:01 PM
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18. I prefer to hear HER favorites.

It's really all about her. I like to accommodate rather than suggest.

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yvr girl

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Sun Mar-12-06 06:07 PM
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19. I like your attitude

I think it should involve give and take. Everyone should be satisfied.

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flvegan

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Sun Mar-12-06 06:09 PM
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20. From my point of view, I think

it should be give, give, give. Then, give, give, give. Then, maybe take.

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yvr girl

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Sun Mar-12-06 06:11 PM
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21. You just want to demonstrate your best tricks

Everyone likes to make someone quivver.

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Sun Mar-12-06 06:14 PM
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22. Locking

Inappropriate

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