I'm posting NAKED. Ask me anything.

[yvr girl]

Gauntlet thrown down.

[matcom]

1. can you move a little to the left?

you are blocking the TV and golf is on :hide:

[yvr girl]

5. No more quickies in the alley for you my friend

Unless I have unquenchable needs.

[matcom]

7. David Toms is putting

SHUT UP!

[yvr girl]

12. I'd rather make out with Mrs.Matcom anyway

We're going to do it on your scooter.

[matcom]

16. ok. its a commercial

WHAT do you want?

[yvr girl]

17. I'm posting naked

What do you think I want. Sometimes I wish I had no morals.

[matcom]

18. sorry. we are back

billy Mayfair is teeing off

[yvr girl]

20. This will make you hot

I've been inside the ropes on the 18th green on the last day of a PGA tournament. Several times.

[matcom]

22. SSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHH

Donald is chipping

you are so rude :eyes:

[yvr girl]

23. That's not how it's done

You don't know golf.

[matcom]

25. why are you yelling at me?

i'm trying to stare at your tits

[yvr girl]

27. If I move them around

will you be hypnotized? :bounce: :bounce:

[matcom]

sorry.

golf-related commercial on now.

[yvr girl]

31. Ya, like you're so hard to get

I know you peeked before...of course there was no golf to compete with.

[matcom]

37. i'll let you know when the next commercial is coming up

just kneel there and be ready :D

[yvr girl]

38. If we do it

doggy-style we can both watch. That's the only way Canadian women get any during hockey season, especailly the playoffs.

[matcom]

39. too much work

hold your head still. the ashtray is about to fall off

[yvr girl]

40. This is not all about you

I'm sure I could find a man who would prefer me to a golf game.

[matcom]

42. yeah.

like Curling is a REAL sport :eyes:

[yvr girl]

45. You're just jealous because

curlers get all the girls.

[matcom]

49. did you move?

i think you spilled my beer x(

[yvr girl]

52. Beer. Yuck.

If you were drinking something good, I'd lick it off of you.

[Ivan Sputnik]

2. Aren't you cold? n/t

[yvr girl]

8. No, not really

But I am not sittling directly on my leather couch.

[flvegan]

3. Can you prove it with pictures?

[yvr girl]

9. I can

But I don't plan on it.

[flvegan]

19. The best laid plans of mice and men...

Gang aft aglay.

Here's hoping this particular plan of yours does so as well.

:evilgrin:

[yvr girl]

21. Perhaps someone will get me drunk

and I'll throw caution to the wind.

How's this...

[flvegan]

28. It's a nice start!!

And I'm buying!!!














Actually, if I had to get you drunk for you to do something you otherwise wouldn't, I'd not want to. Yeah, I'm lame.

[yvr girl]

32. I've never been drunk enough to do anything I regret

I have been known to become somewhat less proper.

And that is NOT lame. Cool in my books.

[flvegan]

34. Let's toast "less proper" then.

Heh heh...

[yvr girl]

36. Should I put some vodka in my cranberry juice?

My shirt might fall off my shoulders a bit

[flvegan]

43. Rather, put some cranberry juice in

your vodka. Let's do this right.

Let the shirt fall. It's the law, you know (gravity).

[yvr girl]

46. Your wish is my command

Topping up my nearly empty glass with vodka.

Let's get crazy.

[flvegan]

50. Woo hoo!!!

How's that shirt doin'?

[yvr girl]

53. I'm already naked

It's just a matter of taking the pictures. (I am wearing a watch though.)

[yvr girl]

58. If I drink too much vodka I won't be able to take any pictures

Maybe you should come and take them for me.

[flvegan]

60. But then

why would I take pictures? I mean, I'm already there...with better things to do that don't involve cameras.

[yvr girl]

61. Souvenirs?

But you are a wise man, better to create memories.

[flvegan]

62. I have a photographic memory.

I get both.

[Bucky]

57. Why is your hair wet in all your pictures?

And what the heck does "yvr" stand for? How's that supposed to be pronounced? Does it go "yivver"? Or is it more like "eever" or "yuver"?

Such an odd name.

[yvr girl]

59. Those pictures were all taken right after I got out of the shower

Technically, it's pronounced Y-V-R (the airport identifier for Vancouver) many people call my yivver though.

[northzax]

4. have you considered liposuction?

I mean really, if you're going to parade around nude, it's the least you can do!

[DS1]

6. Did you know that if you fold the edges in on themselves you can use

tin foil in the microwave?

[yvr girl]

11. I didn't but

I have put whisks in the microwave. It's ok as long as they don't touch the microwave.

[Road Scholar]

10. Woo hoo!!!!!!!! Thanks. Wow. Well now alrighty then !!!!

:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

[yvr girl]

13. What's your question.

BTW, I only have two, and I'm not jumping.

[Road Scholar]

24. Having none, the meeting was adjourned.

:blush: :woohoo: :woohoo:

[yvr girl]

26. Did I render you

speechless or bored?

[Road Scholar]

30. Speechless and I didn't even see the pic.

:hi:

[yvr girl]

33. What pic

You must have seen it if you can comment on it.

[Road Scholar]

41. Just kidding to one of the flrtiest on Du.

:toast:

[yvr girl]

44. But the question is

Did you LIKE the picture.

[Road Scholar]

47. I'm not tellin'

:blush:

[yvr girl]

48. You can PM me if you like. Tell me if it left you cold

or HOT.

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

14. You had better put your tin hat back on or the Commies will control

your brain waves and you might post wearing a Big Bird suit.

[yvr girl]

15. I've got tinfoil on my roof

Hats just mess up your hair.

[Bucky]

29. Ooo, bay-bee, now imagine I'm running my printer cartridge over you

Oh wait, you said to ask a question, not engage in cyber sex.

My bad.

[yvr girl]

35. I think cyber sex is frowned upon in the lounge

That's what PMs are for. :evilgrin:

[Bucky]

55. Don't worry about it. I've already finished.

It was good, but I'm gonna need a new printer cartridge.

[yvr girl]

56. lol

I'll give you a few minutes. Will 5 be enough?

[Joey Liberal]

51. What's for dinner?

[yvr girl]

54. Not bacon

Other than that, I'm not sure.

[Moderator]

63. Locking

Inappropriate