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Maddy McCall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-11-06 07:45 PM
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M'ssippi's state legislature....tried to ban public erections in 2000.
:rofl:

They tried to outlaw "the showing of covered male genitals in a discernibly turgid state."

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-11-06 07:46 PM
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1. It's an involuntary reaction, idiots.
Edited on Sat Mar-11-06 07:47 PM by GOPisEvil
Was there some epidemic of showing covered wood that I missed?

:rofl::rofl:
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Gormy Cuss Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-11-06 07:47 PM
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2. They were outlawing themselves?
:wow:
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Droopy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-11-06 07:47 PM
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3. I'd feel sorry for all the 15 year old dudes out there
if they passed that law. What are they going to try next? Banning your sex drive?
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Richard Steele Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-11-06 07:52 PM
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4. "When boners are outlawed, only outlaws will have boners."
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Bunny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-11-06 07:59 PM
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5. What if the genitals in a discernably turgid state were uncovered,
rather than covered? Would it be okay then? :shrug:

:rofl:
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Maddy McCall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-11-06 08:00 PM
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7. I don't know! I applied for the Penis Police job.
If I'm hired, I'll get back to you on the regulations. :D
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khashka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-11-06 08:12 PM
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10. Maddy!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Two posts in one thread about examining men's penises!


And I thought you were a nice girl!

Khash.

(P.S. If you need a partner, I'm available!)


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Maddy McCall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-11-06 09:20 PM
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14. You can be the Barney to my Andy. The Tonto to my Ranger.
The Dale to my Roy. The Sharona to my Monk.

You get the idea. :hi:
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WCGreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-11-06 10:09 PM
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22. But will you give him a bullit....
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Maddy McCall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-11-06 11:40 PM
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28. Ya mean like this?


Yes, and he gets just one.

:blush:
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WCGreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-12-06 12:53 AM
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36. Those are fun.......
When someone else has the controls....
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liberaltrucker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-11-06 10:23 PM
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23. You can police my......nah, I'll get TSed
:rofl:
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Maddy McCall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-12-06 12:41 AM
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35. Don't make me write you "up."
LOL! :rofl:
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uppityperson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-11-06 08:00 PM
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6. Did many police officers sign up for woody-duty?
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Maddy McCall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-11-06 08:01 PM
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8. Raises hand!
I put in my application. It's still being processed. :D
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khashka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-11-06 08:09 PM
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9. Oh Lord and Lady!
"Covered", eh? That makes every man a felon!

From Bob & Rose (gay man involved with a straight woman):

Rose: But you got an erection with me!
Bob: I get erections just from riding the bus!
Rose: I'm nothing but a bus, am I?


One of these days, boy and girls, we're going to have to have a little sit down talk about erections......


Khash.
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Maddy McCall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-11-06 09:23 PM
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17. Nasty legislature men have dirty minds.
I truly believe that they legislate against that in themselves that frightens them most.

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khashka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-11-06 09:43 PM
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19. Well pure Jungian psychology....
and therefore interesting on a clinical basis.....

But men legislating against erections???????????????????????????????????????????????????



Sorry about all those question marks..... but really!

On the one hand I feel very sorry for them, and on the other hand I feel contempt.



Khash.
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-11-06 11:39 PM
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27. Remind me never to go into Mississippi then!
:rofl:

As for talking, I'm always up for good conversation... :evilgrin:
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RoyGBiv Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-11-06 08:19 PM
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11. Well, that's good ...
Nice to know they're working on the important stuff.

Meanwhile, this guy's running around lose, er, or something...

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Maddy McCall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-11-06 09:22 PM
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16. OMG. As a Mississippian, I might be arrested for viewing that image!
:hi:
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SeattleGirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-11-06 08:22 PM
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12. Oh for crying out loud! What's next?
Outlawing nipples' reaction to the cold? :rofl:
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Maddy McCall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-11-06 09:21 PM
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15. Shhhh. Don't give them any ideas!
Nipples are more important than hurricane recovery! ;-) :hi:
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SeattleGirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-11-06 09:44 PM
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20. My bad! How could I have gotten my priorities so f**ked up????
:rofl: :rofl:
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Hugin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-11-06 08:24 PM
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13. *sigh*
Some people always do... er, are in the dark.

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Maddy McCall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-11-06 09:24 PM
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18. Yep...
and phobic of everything.
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barb162 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-11-06 09:45 PM
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21.  that's okay with me as long as it applies to pug politicians
hahahah
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Maddy McCall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-11-06 11:42 PM
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32. The thought of Haley Barbour with a "turgid"....
well, puke! :D
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Schema Thing Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-11-06 11:34 PM
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24. You can have my erection when you pry my cold dead hands from it!
my cold dead hands from it!


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Maddy McCall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-11-06 11:42 PM
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31. LOL
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Redstone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-11-06 11:35 PM
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25. I'm sorry, I just got a turgid when you talked about that.
Redstone
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Maddy McCall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-11-06 11:41 PM
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29. Just the word "turgid" makes me randy.
:D
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-11-06 11:38 PM
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26. Let me guess, and I'll admit this post could be considered offensive...
The folks in Mississippi don't have much to show for, even when erect? (And did anybody ever check the sales figures of Viagra in that state once Bob Dole told Americans how Bob Dole benefitted from Viagra? :rofl: )
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Maddy McCall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-11-06 11:43 PM
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33. You know, I think that you may have something.
:hi:
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Minnesota_Lib Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-11-06 11:41 PM
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30. Is that a roll of quarters in your pocket? If not, you are under arrest
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-12-06 12:40 AM
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34. Hey, they were off by only one letter
"No, you fools! I said election reform!"
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merh Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-12-06 12:58 AM
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37. So, the repugs have totally screwed up public elections
since way before 2000. :grr:





:blush: Oh, you said erections. Never mind.

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