Must-read article on Feline Christianity

[zanne]

I almost split a gut reading this. http://www.theonion.com/content/node/45814

[Archae]

1. My cats are Zen Buddhists and Hedonists

:D

[KamaAina]

2. Wonder what's in their "cat-echism"?

:spank:

[zanne]

3. I'd like to convert my cat to Christianity...

I wonder where I can get one of those "little rubber Jesus toys".

[meow2u3]

4. We can start with the Ten Cat-mandments

Cat-lic version

1. I am the Lord thy God. Thou shalt not put thyself before me, kitty.
2. Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain. This includes telling me 'meow you.'
3. Remember to keep holy the Lord's day. Thou shalt not beg to be let out on Sunday so thou canst kill birds.
4. Honor thy human father and mother.
5. Thou shalt not kill birds.
6. Thou shalt not mate in public.
7. Thou shalt not steal food from thy human's dish.
8. Thou shalt not run away when thou art caught misbehaving.
9. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's female cat in heat.
10. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's food dish.

[Benfea]

5. Uhm, cats can't worship a god(s) because they each believe THEY are god!

:D

[CornField]

6. I once phoned a number in the classifieds for a "Christian" dog

I was on the phone with the woman for over 15 minutes discussing how the dog came to this religious choice.

"Are you sure he wouldn't be happy in a pagan home?"
"Quite sure."
"Did he tell you?"
"He is only interested in a Christian home."

In other thoughts... I wonder if that rubber Jesus comes in a life-size model...

[xchrom]

7. life size model!

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