Need help coming up with a title for an article I'm writing

[Catholic Sensation]

I'm doing a look at how the obvious right wing "news" outlets have been way more positive in their description of the war and "post" war in Iraq. This is the only idea I've had so far:

Pandering Putzes of Positivism

Any other suggestions along those kind of lines would be great.

[nostamj]

1. Rose Colored Asses ???

[Catholic Sensation]

2. I'm not sure swears are appropriate

which is killing me because I have the vocabulary of a drunk sailor

[nostamj]

5. well, I was only half(assed)-serious! n/t

[Dogmudgeon]

6. Swearing in Yiddish

Putz means "penis" (erect or otherwise) in Yiddish.

Still, maybe you should consider this a worthy excuse to cultivate your skill in non-expletive invective. It's an exercise certain to firm up your moral fibre.

Stout fellow!

--bkl
:)

[HEyHEY]

3. Oiling the propoghanda machine: America's bias media

or something like that

[Dogmudgeon]

4. Bush's Jolly Little War

To damn with faint praise, that.

Makes Bush seem like the banana republican he is.

--bkl

[salinen]

7. The sheep

in Hawks clothing.

[Catholic Sensation]

8. it's not so much a critique of the Bush administration

as it is the right wing media's almost criminal bullshitting of the american public about what's going on over there...

[nostamj]

9. All The King's Whores ???

Singing in the Pain ??

Oh, Another Lovely War!

[denverbill]

10. How bout the Pandering Putzes of Positivist Revisionism.

Historical revisionism is one of the blithering idiots favorite lines.

[Catholic Sensation]

12. well

I'm going for alliteration, I could do something like "Rambling Rubes of Revisionism" though :)

[geniph]

11. Why reinvent the wheel?

The whole thing is another case of The Emperor's New Clothes, if you ask me. Only a handful of people are not toadying and claiming he's wearing robes of gold, but is starkers and butt-ugly to boot.

[Dogmudgeon]

13. The Emperor's New Burka?

The NEW Emperor's Burka?

The New Emperor's New Burka?

(Is that a Negative Positive Positive or a Positive Negative Positive?)

--bkl

[bain_sidhe]

14. Prattling Purveyors of Positivism

I assume you're trying to invoke the memory of the "nattering nabobs of negatism" quote?

[Catholic Sensation]

15. yup

[geniph]

16. Meretricious Merchants of Mendacity

works for me