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maveric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-08-06 02:53 PM
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I just ate THREE corndogs for lunch. How long do I have to live?
Should I "get my house in order" now? Or will I pass the crisis only to repeat this act again?

They were the State Farm All Beef?
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mikeytherat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-08-06 02:54 PM
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1. This too, shall pass (in several hours, or maybe several minutes)
- depends on the corndog

mikey_the_rat
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madinmaryland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-08-06 02:59 PM
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2. Burrrp!
:puke:

Good luck this afternoon!
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slide to the left Donating Member (602 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-08-06 03:25 PM
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3. 8 minutes
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Burma Jones Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-08-06 03:29 PM
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4. I think Paula Dean uses Corn Dogs in her Lasagna
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Heidi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-08-06 03:31 PM
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5. I lovelovelove corndogs,
but they're a completely unknown concept in Switzerland. x(

You'll be OK, maveric. I congratulate you. :toast:
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jakefrep Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-08-06 03:31 PM
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6. I see this in your future...
:hurts: :hurts: :hurts: :hurts: :hurts: :hurts:
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leftofthedial Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-08-06 03:36 PM
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7. in corndog years, or human years?
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ScreamingMeemie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-08-06 03:37 PM
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8. As long as everything comes out all right in the end...I wouldn't worry
about it. ;)
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Ikonoklast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-08-06 03:39 PM
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9. With lots of mustard, I hope
Edited on Wed Mar-08-06 03:40 PM by Ikonoklast
And washed 'em down with a couple of cold ones while listening to a spring training baseball game.

You'll live forever.:toast:
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maveric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-08-06 03:41 PM
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10. Lots of mustard and a spot of ketchup.
But I'm drinking bottled water.
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Ikonoklast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-08-06 03:56 PM
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11. HEATHEN!! INFIDEL!!!!
Please tell me that you were 'sob' kidding about the.. the....KETCHUP!!!



You will surely burn in Corn Dog HELL for your blasphemy!!!




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