Post a Clean Joke Here!

[slide to the left]

George W. Bush... maybe he is dirty.

[madinmaryland]

1. Here's one...

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the President his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, three Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

:evilgrin:

[LynzM]

2. What's brown and sticky?

A stick :P

[stlchic]

3. A priest and a rabbi walk in to a bar...

and the bartender says, "Hey, is this a joke?"

[meegbear]

4. So this dyslexic guy walks into a bra ...

Bah-dum dum.

[azmouse]

5. There are three kinds of people: Those who can count; those who can't.

[azmouse]

6. I poured Spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.

[azmouse]

7. The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

[azmouse]

9. I tried sniffing Coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose.

[stlchic]

8. Lowering the bar...

An atom walks into a bar looking all depressed and demands a beer. The bartender asks about its problem and it says "(sigh)...I lost an electron today." The bartender says, "Wow, dude - are you sure?" The atom says "Yep, I'm positive."


A grasshopper walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says "Hey, we have a drink here named after you!" The grasshopper says "You have a drink named 'Doug'?"


A termite walks into a bar and asks "Is the bar tender here?"


Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducked.

B-)

[atomic-fly]

16. i like those

[gatorboy]

10. Albert Brooks joke:

Why is there no Halloween in India?


















Because they took away the Ghandi.

[mikeytherat]

11. Three blondes walk into a building...

you'd think at least one of them would have seen it.

mikey_the_rat

[gatorboy]

12. Zing!

:rofl:

[slide to the left]

19. I am a natural

really light blonde...


Must explain why it took me 20 years to become a liberal

[Book Lover]

13. Dyslexics of the world

Untie!

[Lochloosa]

14. How do you make a dead baby float?

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Take you foot off it's head.


I'm so dead!

[mikeytherat]

15. Two parts ice cream, one part baby?

:hide:

mikey_the_rat

[Lochloosa]

18. ...

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
























How do you know when a baby is a dead baby?
The dog plays with it more.

[pokerfan]

17. Ten Things In Golf That Sound Dirty

1. Look at the size of his putter.

2. Oh, dang, my shaft's all bent.

3. You really wacked the hell out of that sucker.

4. After 18 holes I can barely walk.

5. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip.

6. Lift your head and spread your legs.

7. You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired.

8. Just turn your back and drop it.

9. Hold up. I've got to wash my balls.

10. Damn, I missed the hole again.