That's it--I'm rhyming "orange"

[jpgray]

"door-hinge"

There you are. That rhymes "orange" perfectly.

[XemaSab]

1. Who raised you?!?!

:o

[SoCalDem]

2. wolves??

:)

[jpgray]

3. That would be tragic

To extend the hypothetical, if my name were Angelo, you could say "poor Ange."

[Benfea]

5. My condolences to the wolves, then.

Just razzin' ya!

[Benfea]

4. I suppose you could say "tanj" rhymes.

Unfortunately, that word is only in use in certain science fiction stories.

"Tanj" is an acronym for "There ain't no justice" that in the future has morphed into a word rather than an acronym.

[jpgray]

6. Now do "ninth"

[XemaSab]

8. Easy!

"plinth!"

[jpgray]

9. Pshaw

Say a mathematics major gets possessive about his unspecified ordinal numbers:

"My nth"

[Benfea]

10. Thomeone tell the waitreth the tineth on thith fork are all bent! ;) -nt

[jpgray]

12. Okay--"month"

This is a tough one.

[Benfea]

14. Aw, c'mon. My last answer doesn't even count as it hinges on a lisp!

The closest I can come is "millionth"

[jpgray]

15. I say that's good enough for me

And to return to "purple," I figure a police officer gives the future tense contraction "perp'll" now and again.

[GirlinContempt]

20. nurple?

[Squeech]

22. Roger Miller

in the song "Dang Me," last verse:

Roses are red, violets are purple,
Sugar is sweet, so's maple syrple.

[blondeatlast]

25. Punt--at least the way

Drew Barrymore would say it...

[Strong Atheist]

23. Larry Niven. nt.

[bmbmd]

29. I love the "ringworld" trilogy.

Are you Louis Wu?

[jpgray]

7. Now for purple

I coin the portmanteau "blurpull," meaning a very fast pulling action.

[Benfea]

11. You only really have to rhyme the last syllable, you know. -NT

[jpgray]

13. Not true.

That's a half-rhyme. I could just have rhymed orange with lozenge if we're to get into that. Or silver with salver.

[In_The_Wind]

16. Good luck!

Nothing rhymes with orange.

Aren't you just trying to be silly? :silly:

[terrya]

17. Porringe rhymes

You know...that oatmeal like substance.

[Squeech]

18. Tom Lehrer

came up with this one, apparently extemporaneously:

Eating an orange
While making love
Leads to bizarre en-
Joyment thereof.

Re month, there's an old bit of doggerel from my college days:

Burning the midnight oil month to month
Raising binomials to the n-plus-oneth.

[asthmaticeog]

19. Well, you certainly are kurious oranj.

</obligatory>

[Strong Atheist]

21. Been there, done that:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=4361376

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

24. Syringe rhymes.

[Rowdyboy]

26. When you get one, help me with "silver"

[Deja Q]

27. 'fill her'

Lewd, yes, but it does rhyme...

:hide:

[Rowdyboy]

28. Lewd works for me!

[Richard Steele]

30. Well, great. You just ripped a hole in the fabric of the universe.

I hope you are happy!
(I sure would be! Well done!)

[SOteric]

31. .

The Oompah Loompah's was orange,
As we saw through the cracks by the door hinge,
But his pure candy sweetness
Could not reach completeness,
And that's why we all hear the whore whinge.

[Shakespeare]

32. !

:toast:

[SOteric]

33. : )

:hi:

[Nye Bevan]

34. "Lozenge" rhymes perfectly with "Orange"

At least they do the way I say them.