I must pass this on, blond joke, no offense intended

[madokie]

A young man wanted to get his beautiful blonde wife, Susie, something nice for their first wedding anniversary. So he decided to buy her a cell phone. He showed her the phone and explained to her all of its features. Susie was excited to receive the gift and simply adored her new phone.

The next day Susie went shopping. Her phone rang and, to her astonishment, it was her husband on the other end.? "Hi Susie," he said, "how do you like your new phone?"

Susie replied, "I just love it! It's so small and your voice is clear as a bell, but there's one thing I don't understand though..."

"What's that, sweetie?" asked her husband.

"How did you know I was at Walmart when you dialed me?"

[sam sarrha]

1. Variation.. a couple is lost at the mall, the guy goes over the map, that

has an x on it that says you are here...X the girl friend says how did they know we were here,,??

[Tab]

9. Variation on a variation

A couple rents a movie to watch, it says "This video has been formatted to fit this TV", whereupon the blonde asks, "How do they know the size of our TV?"

[TahitiNut]

2. As a blond, I can tell you there are blond jokes and blonde jokes.

Please type slowly; I'm naturally blond. :dunce:

[CoffeeCat]

3. I like it...I've got one...

What do you call it when a blonde stands between two brunettes?

A wind tunnel.

(I can make blonde jokes because I'm a blonde).

[madokie]

4. at the end of summer i guess you could say i is too

[flowomo]

5. ok, here's one:

> A blonde was shopping at a Target Store and came across a silver thermos. She was quite fascinated by it, so she picked it up and brought it over to the clerk to ask what it was. The clerk said, "That's a thermos . . . it keeps some things hot and some things cold." "Wow, said the blonde, "that's amazing. I'm going to buy it!" So she bought the thermos and took it to work the next day. Her boss saw it on her desk.
> "What do you have there?" he asked.
> "Why, that's a thermos . . . it keeps hot things hot and cold things cold," she replied.
> Her boss inquired, "What do you have in it?" The blond replied, "Two Popsicles, and some coffee".

[Rockholm]

6. OMG. I don't get it! I must be blonde. Explain please.

[TabulaRasa]

12. A cell phone rings wherever you are

but the wife wonders how her husband knew where she was, not realizing that you don't have to know where a person is to contact them by cell phone. Hope that helps. :)

[El Supremo]

7. The ultimate blonde joke. Video >>

BlondeStar. Old now.

http://www.jokaroo.com/funnyvideos/blondestar.html

[flowomo]

11. yes, cars figure heavily in this genre:

> A blonde was driving home after a game and got caught in a really bad hailstorm. Her car was covered with dents, so the next day she took it to a repair shop. The shop owner saw that she was a blonde, so he decided to have some fun.
> He told her just to go home and blow into the tail pipe really hard, and all the dents would pop out.
> So, the blonde went home, got down on her hands and knees and started blowing into her tailpipe. Nothing happened. So she blew a little harder, and still nothing happened.
> Her roommate, another blonde, came home and said, "What are you doing?" The first blonde told her how the repairman had instructed her to blow into the tail pipe in order to get all the dents to pop out.
> The roommate rolled her eyes and said, "Uh, like hello! You need to roll up the windows first."

[bigwillq]

8. LOL!

:rofl:

[TroubleMan]

10. What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?

Run like hell - she's got a grenade in her mouth.

[BlueJazz]

13. My favorite Blond Joke. >>

A Landscaper and his blond crew went out one morning to lay Sod at a Lady's house.
After they got the sod off the truck, a lady across the street came over and asked the
landscaper if he would give her an estimate on doing her lawn.
The Guy says "Sure...I'll come over now"
As he talked to the woman,over in her yard, she noticed he kept looking across the street where his blonds were
preparing to lay down the sod.
She started to ask him why he was so concerned with what was going on across the road when he
suddenly started yelling:
"Christ Girls!..How many times do I have to tell you ..Grass side up!"

[johnnie]

14. This is so blondist!

On a friggin' progressive board too?

This joke would go over great at Blonde Republic, but I can't fucking believe you posted that here on a liberal forum. You are on ignore!!!!!!