How is it that 'Internet Explorer has encountered a problem

[Oeditpus Rex]

and needs to close" when it isn't even running? :shrug:



(And I'm sure you are "sorry for the inconvenience." Now, blow me.)

[deadparrot]

1. I hate that.

I always hit "Send Error Report," hoping it ends as a pain in someone else's ass.

[RevCheesehead]

2. Well, OK -

but you could at least buy me dinner first. :evilgrin:

:hug::smoke:

[Oeditpus Rex]

3. Why?

You work for Microshaft?

[RevCheesehead]

5. It's the least you can do.

Well, maybe "micro" only rates a cuppa coffee (or in my case, tea).

But it's called "empathy." Where the rest of the world offers empty promises and platitudes, I offer the real thing. O8)

[Oeditpus Rex]

8. Nah... dinner's okay

Denny's?

[RevCheesehead]

10. Hey, why not?

I could go for the Rutti-Tutti-Fresh-N-Fruity Breakfast. :9

[Oeditpus Rex]

11. People laugh at Denny's

But, y'know... it's good, solid food, especially the breakfasts.

[RevCheesehead]

13. Around here, we have Perkins.

Their pancakes are :9
I also like Cracker Barrel, if I want a real country breakfast.

[Oeditpus Rex]

14. Chicken-fried steak?

I love it, but nobody around here knows how to make it.

[RevCheesehead]

16. One of my favorites!

BTW - I thought of you today when I went to Culver's. ;)

[Oeditpus Rex]

17. Did'ja see my face

at the bottom of the salad bowl?

[RevCheesehead]

19. No,

but your image was seared into my Mushroom-Swiss burger. :D

[Oeditpus Rex]

22. As it should be

I loves me some mushroom Swiss burger.

[RevCheesehead]

25. with fresh, not canned, mushrooms.

I tell ya, it's an experience!

So, when will you be arriving here? :D

[Oeditpus Rex]

26. *checks watch*

*realizes he's not wearing a watch*



Uh... are shingles (is shingles?) contagious? :scared:

[RevCheesehead]

27. Nope.

But - have you had the chicken pox?
(I don't think I'm contagious anymore)

[Oeditpus Rex]

29. When I was a witto kid, yeah

Is there a statute of limitations?

[RevCheesehead]

30. Nope.

But people who've never had c-pox could get it from me. But shingles are non-contagious for everyone else (who's had the c-pox).

I think you're safe. Or is that the other way around? :silly:

[Oeditpus Rex]

31. You safe I'm think?

Works for me. :thumbsup:

[RevCheesehead]

32. Is your Vicodin kicking in?

:woohoo: It's about time! :bounce::bounce:

[Oeditpus Rex]

33. I just et it like 10 minutes ago

And be careful where you aim them things. :scared:

[RevCheesehead]

34. Aim?

That's the law of gravity, dear... and kinetic energy, I think. :bounce::bounce:

[Oeditpus Rex]

35. You mean they *always* do that?

Hell, who needs the atomic clock? :shrug:



*hums "Jeopardy" theme*

[RevCheesehead]

36. When they're allowed to roam, yes.

A side-effect. Today, I went to church bra-less for the first time in my life. Thank God for clergy robes!


atomic clock.... :rofl:

[Oeditpus Rex]

37. Shoulda invited Randi

for a special Bounce Your Boobies Sunday.

[RevCheesehead]

38. Ya know....

That just might bring people back to church! :rofl:

[Oeditpus Rex]

40. Yeah... if you don't mind

a 90 percent male congregation.







Oops... forgot whom I was addressing. :crazy:

[RevCheesehead]

41. who on earth would object to that?

We could sing "Stand Up, Stand Up for Jesus" and "Rise Up, O Men of God."
:evilgrin:

[Oeditpus Rex]

42. You've prolly heard that old joke

about the kid who goes to the movies for the first time and comes home and tells his mom it's a lot like church.

"How's that, dear?"

"Well, in church they sing 'Stand Up, Stand Up for Jesus,' and at the movies they say 'For God's sake, sit down!'"

[RevCheesehead]

43. Yeah,

but I don't remember people being that polite at movies anymore. :(

I like the one where the pastor is talking to the kids during Children's Time, explaining the resurrection of Jesus, and his appearance to his disciples that evening. "The room was locked, and all the disciples were gathered together. Suddenly Jesus appears, and do you know what he said to them?" A little girl looks up, smiles, and says "Ta-Daa!"

[Oeditpus Rex]

44. LOL!

That's cute.

Funniest church joke I ever heard is better told than read, and it's kinda long anyway, so...

[RevCheesehead]

45. we'll save that for a phone conversation.

On my dime, of course. :)
(I have unlimited long-distance, and don't use it nearly enough!)

[Oeditpus Rex]

46. What, you don't call Dog every day?

Or is that toll-free?

(I once worked up a comedy bit for church about calling God on the phone.)

[RevCheesehead]

47. Calls to God from Wisconsin are free.

After all, it's "God's Country" - it's a local call!

[Oeditpus Rex]

48. *eyeroll*

If every place that claimed to be "God's country" really was, God would own more land than Del Webb.

[RevCheesehead]

49. Yeah, but we have beer commercials to prove it.

:P

[Oeditpus Rex]

50. So does Colorado

If you wanna call that "beer." :eyes:

[RevCheesehead]

51. Beer is to Colorado....

as Cheese is to Kollyforina. :hide:

[Oeditpus Rex]

52. Hey!

Just you remember...

[RevCheesehead]

53. I believe that's MY line!

:D

[KitchenWitch]

18. Culvers

Now you got me craving butterburgers and custard! And they are closed right now.

[RevCheesehead]

20. And I thought of you, dear KW -

when I caved into temptation and got a custard to go. It's sitting in the freezer right now. I'm enjoying it, one spoonful at a time. :9

[KitchenWitch]

21. What flavor?

I wish to live vicariously through you!

[RevCheesehead]

23. vanilla.

The flavor of the day was some cinnamon-apple thing, which sounded good, but perhaps would be too sweet.

It is smooth and creamy - it would go well with moist & delicious cupcakes! :evilgrin:

[KitchenWitch]

24. Yes it would

cool and refreshing!

:bounce::bounce:

[In_The_Wind]

4. It happened to my computer several times this evening.

[Kire]

6. It could be running in the background.

If you're running windows, check Task Manager with Ctrl-Alt-Delete

[northofdenali]

28. Yep, the only keyboard you'll ever need with Microsoft.......

:rofl:

[FuzzySlippers]

7. I get this message all the time that Propel Accelerator

needs to close. I don't know WTF it is, but you can't surf without it.

[LSK]

9. time to reinstall and never use it again

www.mozilla.org

[Oeditpus Rex]

12. I'm not using it

Never have on this computer. It's been Firefox since Day One.

[RoyGBiv]

39. It's there ...

Getting rid of it is extremely complicated. Various components of it are integral to network connectivity on a Windoze based machine, especially XP, and other programs will essentially attach themselves to it when they are running. You can be having a problem with one of those programs, and it will manifest itself via an error message regarding IE.

[Katherine Brengle]

15. this has been happening to me all day. n/t