hell with it, I'm not going to ride my bike....

[Wetzelbill]

I'm an adult. If I want to be lazy and fat I can just do as I please. In fact, I may even eat more cookies.

See back in the old days, I used to be a workout fanatic. I watched my diet, lifted weights, hated running but did it anyway, plus wrestled all the time. Then I'd have to lose a lot of weight in a week just so I could compete. I was driven by winning and had a crazy work ethic. I remember thinking one time after I lost 14 pounds in four days to make weight that I would never care if I got fat and lazy, because anything was better than how I was feeling at the time. So in honor of my old in-shape, driven to win self, I will eat more cookies and sit on my futon to watch hours of television. Hoo-rah!!!!!!

Seriously, being lazy is hard work. :)