I'm wearing my new K-Mart Thongs,,,,,ask me everything!

[Hubert Flottz]

Polyester plad no less!

Edit Mini Thongs!

[ForrestGump]

1. Are they the kind that go on your feet or the kind that go on your bottom?

Important distinction....I feel it had to be asked before we delve further (all delving figurative, of course).

[Hubert Flottz]

2. I've done about everything in my BVDs!

My Sunday Go To Meetin' Drawers! I wear them to church because those church ladies are always trying to look up my pant legs when I rolling along to the music! Gawd told me to buy them! He said, "-453456 cubits by -45378980 cubits steady as she goes laddie!"

[The Backlash Cometh]

3. Where do they put the tag?

*

[Hubert Flottz]

4. Only my hairdresser knows for sure!

But if you look very close you'll se it sez UNION MAID!

[davidinalameda]

5. what brand are they

are they Joe Boxer

[Hubert Flottz]

6. RamBush!

By Mike Hunt/Max Facter!

[Skittles]

7. WHAT A CHEAP F*** YOU ARE

YOU HAVEN'T CHANGED A BIT.

[Hubert Flottz]

10. I just saving Myself Dear!

I'm afeard I might Clabber though!

[opihimoimoi]

8. designer thongs?? Colors? Dots? Stripes? Triangles, Squares,?

Give us a clue.

[Hubert Flottz]

11. Clear ones!

It keeps the perverts from guessing!

[Kenneth ken]

9. ?

I was just reading a different thread that mentioned "light, sweet, crude" oil. Who/why/how/when did anyone decide that was a good name for oil?

thread: <http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=104&topic_id=90400&mesg_id=90400&page=>

[Hubert Flottz]

12. When burnt it makes light,

When you got lots of it it's Sweet,
When you kill children to get it that's CRUDE!