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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-03-06 12:15 PM
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"Jesus, Take MY HUMPS"
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Jesus What you gon' do with all that junk?
All that junk inside your trunk?
I'ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,
My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely little Jesus lumps. (Check it out)

I drive these Jesus brothers crazy,
I do it on the daily,
They treat me really nicely,
They buy me all these ices.
Dolce & Gabbana,
Fendi and the Madonna
The Koran, they be sharin'
All their money got me wearin' fly
But I ain't askin,
They say they love my ass ‘n,
Seven Jeans, True Religion's,
I say no, but they keep givin'
So I keep on takin'
And no I ain't taken
We can keep on datin'
I keep on demonstrating.

My love, my love, my love, my love
You love my lady lumps,
My hump, my hump, my hump,
My humps they got u,
She's got me spending Jesus .
(Oh) Spendin' all your money on me and spending time on me.
She's got me spendin'.
(Oh) Spendin' all your money on me, up on me, on me

What you gon' do with all that junk?
All that junk inside that trunk?
I'ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
What u gon' do with all that ass?
All that ass inside them jeans?
I'm a make, make, make, make you scream Jesus
Make u scream, make you scream.
Cos of my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump.
My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely lady Jesus lumps. (Check it out)

I met a girl down at the disco.
She said hey, hey, hey yea let's go.
I could be your baby, you can be my honey
Let's spend time not money.
I mix your milk wit my cocoa puff,
Milky, milky cocoa,
Mix your milk with my cocoa puff, milky, milky riiiiiiight.

They say I'm really sexy,
The boys they wanna sex me.
They always standing next to me,
Always dancing next to me,
Tryin' a feel my hump, hump.
Lookin' at my lump, lump.
U can look but you can't touch it,
If you touch it I'ma start some drama,
You don't want no drama,
No, no drama, no, no, no, no drama
So don't pull on my hand boy,
You ain't my man, boy,
I'm just tryn'a dance Jesus ,
And move my hump.

My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump.
My lovely lady Jesus lumps (lumps)
My lovely lady lumps (lumps)
My lovely lady Jesus lumps (lumps)
In the back and in the front (lumps)
My lovin' got u,
She's got me spendin'.

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WilmywoodNCparalegal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-03-06 12:24 PM
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1. I think you may have outdone yourself!
:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
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anarch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-03-06 12:27 PM
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2. Jesus, take my wife...
please.
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ThomCat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-03-06 12:33 PM
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3. Hahaha!
This is a bit sick, but very funny. :rofl:
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Heidi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-03-06 12:38 PM
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4. Jesus, take my PUMPS
and gimme back my Birkenstocks. (Please.)
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AlCzervik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-03-06 12:42 PM
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5. rofl!! The visual of Jesus with a trunk full o junk is hilarious.
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Misunderestimator Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-03-06 12:43 PM
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6. LMAO!
:thumbsup:
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