this has been a long day and my intention is to lighten it a tad.

[madokie]

so don't beat up on me too bad, OK


Three Hillbillies are sitting on a porch shootin' the breeze.


1st Hillbilly: "My wife sure is stupid!...She bought a air conditioner..."

2nd Hillbilly: Why is that stupid?"

1st Hillbilly: "We ain't got no 'lectricity!"

2nd Hillbilly: "That's nothin'! My wife is so stupid, she bought one of them new fangled warshin' machines!"

1st Hillbilly: "Why is that so stupid?"

2nd Hillbilly: "Cause we ain't got no plummin'!"

3rd Hillbilly: "That ain't nuthin'! My wife is dumber than both yer wives put together! I was going through her purse the other day lookin' fer some change, and I found 6 condoms in thar."

1st and 2nd Hillbillies: "Well what's so dumb about that?"

3rd Hil lbilly: "She ain't got no pecker."

[MadMaddie]

1. ha...ha....ha......

That's good!!
:rofl:

[madokie]

2. I'm a hillbilly so I can post jokes about hillbillies, right

[yorgatron]

3. hillbillie jokes are alwys funny

got any more?

[hfojvt]

4. three hillbillies?

How much is a hillbillion?

[madokie]

5. I think that is right before a brazillian

I hope I didn't offend, if so, sorry