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Fridays Child Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-02-06 04:57 PM
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There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals...
...Chuck Norris allows to live. :P

http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/
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deadparrot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-02-06 04:59 PM
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1. Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his father did.
Yeah, one of the girls in my hall is totally obsessed with the "Chuck Norris" things. I've heard them all like 547045027408 times. :P
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Initech Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-02-06 05:00 PM
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2. I had the whole office cracking up reading those a couple weeks ago!
"CNN orginally stood for Chuck Norris Network and featured live, 24/7 ass-kickings."
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-02-06 05:02 PM
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3. In a fight between Chuck Norris
and Chuck Norris, who would win?

:shrug:
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Fridays Child Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-02-06 05:23 PM
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4. That *is* the "Norris Paradox."
;)
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