Holy Crap! Who knew it was this late? We only have 25 days left to shop

[Midlodemocrat]

for underpants, matcom and JCMach1. We need to get cracking on birthday gifts RIGHT AWAY!!!!

I can't believe you guys let this fall through the cracks. Must I do everything?

[hfojvt]

1. when are their birthdays?

Because that is periously close to mine.

[Midlodemocrat]

2. Dude, do the math.

[hfojvt]

5. it depends on how you count "shopping days"

Are there 5, 6 or seven of them in a week? Surely March 17th and March 20th cannot be considered "shopping days" since they are "holy" days. Also, does today and the actual birthday count as shopping days?

[Midlodemocrat]

7. Okay, now my head hurts.

[kick-ass-bob]

9. Are stores open?

Then it is a shopping day.

[hfojvt]

12. How many stores?

Wal-mart is open 363 days of the year. Does that count? There are only 9 hours and 15 minutes left of today (central time) so that is only .385417 of a day. It is not a shopping day if your religion forbids you to shop on that day, such as Muslims on Friday, Jews and SDAs on Saturday, and Christians on Sunday.
This is the job of a philosopher after all - to kick dust into the air, and then complain that they cannot see.

[Midlodemocrat]

13. Walgreen's is open 24 hours a day 365 days a year.

Nice thread jack attempt. Can we please stay on topic?

Focus, people, focus.

[underpants]

14. Walgreen's really? I love Walgreens this one time.....

:bounce:

[Midlodemocrat]

15. I love them, too!!! They are awesome!!!!

:bounce:

[hfojvt]

16. You started it

by not simply answering - "the 26th"

and by not including me in the receiving line.

I'm not buying nothin when it's that close to my own birthday. :P

[Midlodemocrat]

17. It's the 27th, silly.

25 + 2 = 27.


And, as long as I am at Walgreen's, I might as well pick up something for you. When is yours?

[Oeditpus Rex]

3. Underpants? Cracks?

I don't wanna know. :scared:

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

4. You have to go shopping for chewed bubble gum?

I usually just make that myself.

[kick-ass-bob]

6. Hey - yo - you only have 2 weeks for me.

:o

[Midlodemocrat]

8. Dear God. Apparently I DO have to do everything around here.

[ZombieNixon]

10. WHOA!

Hellooooo...*five* days here, god you people always forget about the young ones! :eyes:

[underpants]

11. My list

Gift Certificate for the complete first season of "The Real Housewives of Orange County"

uh


some gum

and

uh

oh that will just about do it

[Shine]

18. Uh, excuse me, you forgot MY birthday, too! What's up with THAT?

:D
March 25th. :woohoo:

[Midlodemocrat]

19. That's my niece's birthday!!!!

She'll be four. Now I will remember yours!

:woohoo:

[Shine]

20. It's a good day to be born. Same day as Elton, Aretha and Gloria.

Steinem, that is. :)

:thumbsup: We're in good company.


:hi: