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anarch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-02-06 11:55 AM
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Poll question: I'm thinking of taking up a life of crime
I've done my best as a law-abiding citizen, and it's just not working out. I'm tired of being broke all the time, tired of the bill collectors, tired of people threatening me with legal action ad nauseam. Look, assholes, I just don't have the money, so stop pestering me!

Anyway, what sort of criminal should I become?
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ZombieNixon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-02-06 11:56 AM
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1. Other - Republican politician
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anarch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-02-06 12:00 PM
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2. I dunno...there's only so far I'm willing to go, here
I mean, murder and larceny, maybe...but republicanism? Besides, I'm not sure if this would pay off at this point....
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ZombieNixon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-02-06 12:01 PM
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4. True...it seems their bubble is about to burst.
Maybe you should try pimping. :shrug:
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anarch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-02-06 12:03 PM
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5. maybe...but my understanding is that it isn't easy.
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ZombieNixon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-02-06 12:04 PM
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6. It isn't "isn't easy," but it sure ain't easy.
:P
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4morewars Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-02-06 12:01 PM
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3. The pay is great !
But, your co-workers suck !

:bounce:
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-02-06 12:05 PM
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7. M.B.A. is from the Latin for
"license to steal"
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