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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-01-06 10:34 PM
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If it wasn't illegal, I'd shove about five commuters a day down....
The escalator at the skytrain.
These people don't realize you stand right and walk left, they don't get their bags are blocking the other side, they seem to not notice when they've hit someone with their bag...

Yup, shove em down the escalator, that's what I say. If it doesn't teach them a lesson, it'll at least keep em in the hospital for a few days and out of the path of the rest of us.
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Swede Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-01-06 10:36 PM
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1. Having a bad day HEyHEY?
Pour yourself a tall drink,knock it back,and then pour yourself another tall one.
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-01-06 10:41 PM
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2. HEyHEY's dry now
So he's pouring club soda
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Swede Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-01-06 10:47 PM
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3. Oh,I forgot in was Lent.
:evilgrin:
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