Words that sound naughty, but aren't

[no name no slogan]

titmouse
sperm whale
chits
angina
Condoleeza

add yours here

[LNM]

1. He was a bibliophile

who also masticated.

[KitchenWitch]

2. masticate

matriculate

[marzipanni]

34. osculate

[WritingIsMyReligion]

47. Stole both of mine, you thief!

x( x( x(

[Richardo]

3. kumquat

[Broken_Hero]

9. damn, you stole mine!

Kumquat was my first choice, George Carlin made that a very famous word...:)

[skypilot]

4. Vibrate

*

[Crazy Dave]

5. Homo Sapien and Heterosexual

Believe it or not I have met some extremely homophobic people that will get pissed off if you call them either of the above.

[no name no slogan]

19. Homo Erectus

The species that Homo Sapiens evolved from

[Crazy Dave]

20. Ummm....those knuckle draggers would think it was a gay proposition

...and they probably run in fear or kill you on the spot if you said that to them.

[Richardo]

6. penal

[WritingIsMyReligion]

48. LOL---I always laugh when I see that word.

:D

[billyskank]

7. thrombosis

[XNASA]

8. Palm Pilot

[no name no slogan]

12. ....

:spray:

[XNASA]

10. Throat Lozenger

[TallahasseeGrannie]

11. Big breasted chicken

shuttlecock

hoary

cockmaster (person who mc's a cock fight)

Air on the G-String

Volvo

Canonical Erection (got it off a website..means starting up a new monastary or convent)

[no name no slogan]

13. another one: circumnavigate

[Kerrytravelers]

14. pianist

Not the way it's spelled (which is probably wrong if I'm spelling it) but by the way it's pronounced.

pee-nist



Edited for spelling!

[WritingIsMyReligion]

49. Oh, haha, very funny.

:D :D

It's true, though. ;)

[vikegirl]

15. abulia

I suffer from it! :silly:

[no name no slogan]

17. uvula

I always thought that one was kind of bad sounding, too.

[Arkansas Granny]

55. If you use that word in mixed company, most people think

it's kind of bad sounding.

[BurgherHoldtheLies]

16. MEOW! MEOW! "Catstrabation"

When a cat kneads a pillow and gets that far off look in their eye.

Yes, it's a family word, but it sounds dirty.

[chaska]

18. pusillanimous

[Ravenseye]

21. moist

[AllegroRondo]

22. Delores

[Der Blaue Engel]

64. Mulva

:rofl:

[In_The_Wind]

23. come

[Sugar Smack]

24. "check your PM"

;-)

[no name no slogan]

25. checked

and checked! :loveya:

[Hard_Work]

26. seminal

I was going to use it in another post but decided not to. Couldn't refer to Public Enemy as a 'seminal' rap group. It just didn't sound right....

[wovenpaint]

27. titillate

I thought it would be one of the first!

[last_texas_dem]

44. That's my choice!

It's the king (or queen) of all words-that-sound-naughty-but-aren't!

[Arugula Latte]

28. wenis

it means "elbow skin," apparently ...

[Arugula Latte]

29. cockpit n/t

[no name no slogan]

36. gladiator movies

:7

[smitty]

30. Puissant, niggardly, cocksure, coccyx

[KamaAina]

40. A D.C. politician actually got in trouble for saying "niggardly"

Really. I'm SERIES!!!1111!!11!!1

[SmileyBoy]

31. Santorum

Actually, that one IS naughty.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=santorum

[Wetzelbill]

53. yeah that is hilarious

every time I see that guy I think of this. haha

[ET Awful]

32. ferme la bouche

:P

[marzipanni]

33. United Arab Emirates

[Nikia]

35. Exaserbate

Also the word "erect" and variations when it doesn't refer to male anatomy. A couple of boys in my sisters 7th grade English class got in trouble when they started laughing in class when the word "erections" was read for a class grammar exercise.

[meow2u3]

37. bitch (four-legged)

Bitch, meaning a female dog, especially a mama doggie.

[AtomicKitten]

38. castigate - yeah baby

[WritingIsMyReligion]

51. Another good one!

:thumbsup:

[hyphenate]

39. a couple:

homophonic
castigate

[Magrittes Pipe]

41. coxswain

[DemoTex]

42. defecate

Websters: To purify or refine, as in sugar or wine.

Would you please pass the defecated sugar?

[wovenpaint]

43. circumference

circumnavigate

argh-now I keep trying to think of "naughty" words!

[WCGreen]

45. night stick.....

[TheMightyFavog]

46. Wankel rotary Engine.

End of Line.

[graywarrior]

50. Bush

[no name no slogan]

52. God damned son of a bitch

oh wait,...

[Meshuga]

54. Cocktail

[Meshuga]

56. Prick

Like the old George Carlin: "On TV you can prick your finger but you can't finger your prick"

[intheflow]

57. seaman

Sorry, Navy vets!

[marzipanni]

58. Cumulonimbus

[TheBaldyMan]

59. comeuppance

tittivate
horneaceous
penal
but

[Kire]

60. fallacious

as in, that argument is fallacious

[leftofthedial]

61. comely

[babylonsister]

62. George Fucxking Bush is a big asshole that better get off the pot

because his shit don't count any more!
He is a valid F.U. It's time to 'let go"!

[marzipanni]

63. horny layer

the outer layer of skin

[sakabatou]

65. playdough

cup'o'noodles
squeegee
beegee
flavanoid
capsule
toquito
cream

[Der Blaue Engel]

66. lobotomy

When I was a teenager, I thought it actually was a dirty word until a friend and I decided to ask an older guy to be provocative. He laughed his ass off.

[Der Blaue Engel]

67. Oh, and I can't believe no one's said Uranus! n/t

[no name no slogan]

68. Or Mianus for that matter

Yup, it's a real town (and river) in Connecticut.

(it's actually pronounced with a short "a" sound, but still...)

[leeroysphitz]

69. Mukluk eh? eh? n/t

[no name no slogan]

70. Cleveland Steamer

[Ivan Sputnik]

71. ejaculate

Merriam Webster:

"to utter suddenly and vehemently"

[Xipe Totec]

72. Crapulence. My favorite.

I especially love it when Mr. Burns says:

"...but with him out of the picture, I was free to wallow in my own crapulence."

[Kali]

73. can't believe no one said

pulsate

[no name no slogan]

74. Gillooly