They should coat the American Idols in Corn Flakes

[johnnie]

And make them smoke cigarettes in a restaurant filled with children.

:popcorn:

[Texasgal]

1. ...

:popcorn::popcorn::popcorn::popcorn::popcorn::popcorn::popcorn:

[asthmaticeog]

2. We should coat johnnie in popcorn.

And make him have a litter of puppies at a Woody Allen movie. :P

:hi:

[johnnie]

3. Been there, done that

Next!


:hi:

[arwalden]

4. How About Making Them Put Rubber Bands All Over Their Faces...

... like they do on Comedy Central's game show "Distraction"... that could be an improvement. I'd actually watch if they had to sing with clothespins clipped all over their ears, lips, and any other bit of loose flesh on their face that could be squeezed between the wooden pincers.

[johnnie]

Yikes

Although...I think I would like to watch that also.

[EstimatedProphet]

5. I think that's the kinkiest fetish I've ever heard of

[johnnie]

7. I left out a few other details

:thumbsup:

[KitchenWitch]

6. And breast feeding teenage mothers

[asthmaticeog]

8. That can be read in two ways.

One of which makes me feel strangely warm. :blush:

[KitchenWitch]

9. Indeed!

:rofl:

[EstimatedProphet]

10. LOL!

[WCGreen]

14. Now you've gone and done it.....

Now I'll be up all night....

[distantearlywarning]

11. The children should come equipped with

cell phones and Nalgene bottles.

[johnnie]

12. Beer kick

:evilgrin:

[Rabrrrrrr]

13. A restaurant that serves only veal and foie gras

[XemaSab]

15. You forgot the prairie oysters

[Rabrrrrrr]

16. No one's gonna be offended by that. Make a restaurant that circumcises.

[XemaSab]

17. If they remove said "oysters"

in front of a crowd of schoolchildren, there are plenty here who would be more than willing to declare you the second coming of Hitler.

[Rabrrrrrr]

18. Oh, yes - now I see what you mean! Not just that they serve them,

but that they would have the audacity - the unmitigated Hitleresque GALL - to allow children to know where they come from, and to even see if being done.

Yeah, I don't get it, either. Some liberals are so fucking uppity, I don't get it - as a child, I helped butcher the pigs and chickens and squirrels and rabbits and deer... never seemed to bother me.

:shrug:

I don't know why some liberals think that animal carving is somehow too barbaric for children's precious little minds.

Bullshit.