Sicko "Marriage Contract" One For The Ages

[tatertop]

"Frey, prosecutors contend, apparently is a rather demanding guy. In fact, he actually drew up a bizarre four-page marriage document--a "Contract of Wifely Expectations"--that sought to establish guidelines for his spouse in terms of hygiene, clothing, and sexual activities.

While we normally point out the highlights of most documents, there are so many in this demented, and very graphic, contract, we really can't do it justice. So set aside ten minutes--and prepare to be repulsed. (4 pages)"

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0217062contract1.html

She never actually signed the contract.

[Elidor]

1. It puts the lotion in the fucking basket!!!

God! I only read a few paragraphs, and it's just deranged.

"Above your vaginal slit you may have a patch of pubic hair...it will measure no greater than 2.0" by 1.0" and will maintain a hair length of less 1/3" "

What a CREEP.

[tatertop]

3. This guy has GOT to be a republican

[ThomCat]

2. I finally took a few minutes to read that damned thing.

I find it amazing that anyone would write something like this, except as a sick and elaborate joke. This guy has very serious issues.

He wants a sex slave, not a wife. I hope he wasn't surprised when she left him and went to the police.

[tatertop]

4. Nice quote of Oscar Wilde you have there

[ThomCat]

8. Thank you.

He was a brilliant man who said brilliant things. I have only enough wisdom to repeat him. :)

[tatertop]

9. I am a big fan of Wilde, first time I have come across that quote

So it is I who should be thanking you!
Thank You!

[Initech]

5. This goes down in history as the craziest thing I've ever read.

On the internet, anyways!

[northzax]

6. I don't see what the big deal is

here in the UAE this sort of thing is understood, we don't need contracts to make our women obey, they are already well trained by the time we get them. It's only you weak americans that have this problem. It's why we're going to blow up Baltimore. That'll learn you.

[NewJeffCT]

7. what a guy

I'm sure women were lining up to get into a contract like that!