Women, please don't stare at my nipples at work

[matcom]

i just came in from a smoke and it was DAMNED COLD out there! its not MY fault i forgot to wear a shirt this morning!

and if you wanna touch them it will cost you $1

[Call Me Wesley]

1. Outsies? (nt)

[GOPisEvil]

2. Quit pinching them -- show off!

:P

[matcom]

3. it isn't so much a "pinch" as it is...

a "flick" :D

[GOPisEvil]

9. Yes, you don't want to pinch - might lead to bruising.

x(

[XemaSab]

4. Under the circumstances there's only one thing you can do:

Duct Tape!

[nini]

5. you're just trying to deflect the attention away from the shrinkage thing.

:evilgrin:

[matcom]

8. think it worked?

:yoiks:

[Arugula Latte]

6. But ... they're just so ... so ...

Perky!!

[La Lioness Priyanka]

7. what if i wanna bite em?

what price is that going for these days?

[matcom]

11. $1.04

[tjwash]

10. I thought you were gonna pull a George Castanza.

I HAD SHRINKAGE!!

[ragin_acadian]

12. are the turkey's done? bing.

[arwalden]

13. Notice That He Really Doesn't Care If MEN Stare At Them...

(THANK GOODNESS!)

[matcom]

14. honey, i'll pay YOU $$ to touch them

:D

[arwalden]

18. Cha-CHING!!

I'll be right over! :bounce:

[yvr girl]

15. What about licking/sucking

What does that cost?

[matcom]

16. $0.02

i got some stamps left over i gotta use :bounce:

[yvr girl]

17. I think you owe me a freebie anyway

You TOTALLY looked down my shirt when I was in Boston.

[no name no slogan]

19. quit rubbing ice on them, you hussy

jeez... :eyes:

[Blue-Jay]

20. Stop posting your nipples, and we'll stop looking at them!

Jeez!

[Skittles]

21. I will stare at yo'nips all I f***ing please

I will kick your ass while I'm at it too

[graywarrior]

22. Can we see?