Kenny Chesney: No Keg, No Charity Concert

[matcom]

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STATESBORO, Ga. -- Kenny Chesney's planned "Keg in the Closet" show at Legends bar in Statesboro, Ga., was canceled, because there was no keg for the closet.

The show was canceled when his management learned that the place had lost its liquor license last year.

A Georgia State University junior told Savannah's WTOC-TV: "He made a big deal that this would raise money for Habitat for Humanity, but then pulled out because we wouldn't be drunk and acting like idiots."

Chesney's spokesman said it wouldn't make sense to take the "Keg in the Closet" show to a dry bar. But the proceeds that were supposed to go to Habitat for Humanity's Hurricane Relief fund won't be lost.

Chesney booked an extra show in Tuscaloosa, Ala., to make up the money.

http://www.wftv.com/entertainment/7006689/detail.html

[LostinVA]

1. I used to like him, but he's been a jerko the last year or so

[Maddy McCall]

2. Ok, for a country music star whose sexual orientation is in question...

does he think that naming his show "Keg in the Closet" will do anything to alleviate the rumors that have been swirling around him?

:silly:

[LostinVA]

3. gigglegigglegiggle

[alarimer]

4. He sounds better when the audience is drunk n/t

[Rabrrrrrr]

5. I am unashamed to say it - he is one of the purest forms of white trash

that exists, right there with Brittney.



White trash.


These are people who, if they hadn't fucked the right people at the right time and/or been a good tabula rasa for the "music performer engineers" to create into something marketable, would be living in a trailer home with too many kids, lots of spandex, and spending their afternoons at WalMart spitting tobacco juice on the floor and shoving so much cola down their emotionally and psychologically abused children's throats that they all lose their teeth and are 50 pounds overweight by the time they are in first grade, except that they don't go to first grade because they're parents "homeskool" them with the lated Dobson tracts and a lot of beatings.