ATTENTION LOUNGE: Even though i'm not posting as much during the day....

[matcom]

i AM WATCHING YOU!

now

SHAPE UP DAMMIT!

the last few days i have noticed a SEVERE drop in Kelly Brook threads (and that is just ONE example). Hot chick on chick action has suffered as well :grr:

the flame wars are DRASTICALLY down as well and I for one will NOT TOLERATE THAT! x(

you all better shape up or i'm gonna start getting all NASTY on YO' ASSES!

you.have.been.warned.

carry on

[MiniMandaRuth]

1. Matcom, you make me laugh.

You cant do anything to me because I am protected by the good auras that are the loungians!

[Crazy Guggenheim]

2. Eat shit and die .......

:popcorn: :popcorn:

[matcom]

5. see what i mean?

*over use of the popcorn smiley for superficial gain*

:eyes:

[Dave Reynolds]

3. Get back to work,

ya fuckin slacker.

[yvr girl]

4. I'm not afraid of you

You are NOT the boss of me.

[matcom]

6. that is NOT what you say

when i have you tied up covered in Hellman's REAL mayonnaise

slacker

[yvr girl]

7. I know I fell for, 'It's the latest spa treatment' line last time

It won't happen a second time. I'm onto you.

[matcom]

8. and next time...

i'll STILL be "into you" :P

[yvr girl]

9. But the big question is...

How far? 4, 5, 6, 7...





























inches. (I'm so bad.)

[matcom]

10. keep going

:P

[yvr girl]

11. I'll need proof

Can you please get a ruler and think about glitter girl - take a picture before you think too hard (of soft as the case may be.)

[matcom]

12. damned cheap digital cameras

no wide angle option x(

[yvr girl]

13. I do know someone who could give me all the gritty details...

I just have to get DS1 a bit tipsy and he becomes REALLY chatty.

[ContraBass Black]

14. "the flame wars are DRASTICALLY down"

Just start posting about rap.

[Strong Atheist]

15. This isn't an arguement! nt.

[Midlodemocrat]

16. Because you aren't posting as much during the day, you are dead to me.

[GOPisEvil]

17. M.A.T.C.O.M. is always on duty!

Even when we're not here, we're here.

[Zomby Woof]

19. Damn right

My farts linger even after I sign off. :yoiks:

[sasquatch]

18. Well I can't do it all by myself you know?

Ever since JohnKleeb has been away our flame thread production has been decimated. I've been working triple shifts ever since Kimo Von Oelhoffen low blowed Carson Palmer on picking fights with Steeler fans. Perhaps I should talk more smack about the south, the DLC and pink tutu democrats or something related to those subjects.