Post a punch line from a favorite joke.

[kmla]

But not the joke. Just for giggles.

Here goes.

"On a porcupine, all of the pricks are on the outside."

:rofl:

*ahem*

Your turn.

Edited for poopy spelling.

[bertha katzenengel]

1. "Rustlin'."

Heard that joke here for the first time. It's a great groaner! :eyes:

[insanity]

4. you from HB?

I lived there for a few years (went to Dwyer Middle School aka hell)

As for a punch:
voodo penis my ass

[bertha katzenengel]

10. Yes, I am -- it's my home town.

I went to Dwyer too -- for about a week. Someone got the notion that i should go to "junior high school" and finagled a transfer. Hated it, begged, got to go back to Bushard, K-8.

:hi:

[bif]

2. So they don't leave trails like slugs

Nasty joke.

[kwassa]

3. oh .... i know both of those jokes

punchline: Refrigerator!

[hfojvt]

5. How many is a Brazillion?

"There I was, sitting in this refrigerator."

[Strong Atheist]

6. A brazillion... that's a lot, right?

:evilgrin:

[Benfea]

16. *shoots Strong Atheist in the face with a bazooka*

Arrrrrrrrrgh! Not that joke again! Please, anything but that joke again! Ship me to Abu Ghraib! Anything!

:cry:

[Strong Atheist]

26. A bazooka? Ouch! nt.

[Strong Atheist]

34. Delete.

[bleedingheart]

7. "I am not going to drink that water after she sits in it"

bwahahahahah

[EstimatedProphet]

8. "If I could walk that way I wouldn't need the ointment!"

[bif]

9. Tonight we drink from the bottle

Russian joke. Bet no one's heard that one.

[Tyrone Slothrop]

19. I know that one

It's a good one.

[insanity]

20. Heard it

Love it, and tell it all the time.

Another punch:
No, but my ass hurts.

[x-g.o.p.er]

11. Because you would have gotten two miles down the road...

looked over at your friend, and said:

"I wish that state trooper had hit ME upside the head!"

[kick-ass-bob]

12. "And your dick is under the pillow"

:o

[AllegroRondo]

13. "The viola burns longer"

[WeRQ4U]

14. "Play it? I'm going to fuck it if I can get the pajamas off."

God I love that joke.

[XNASA]

15. "I would have but I couldn't find the head."

[2bfree]

17. The Aristocrats.

Not really my favorite joke but I watched the documentery this morning. :)

[ET Awful]

28. Sarah Silverman rocked in that movie

:P

[azmouse]

18. Why do you ask, Two Dogs F*cking?

That's a punchline...really! I'm not calling you names!! :hi:

[Tyrone Slothrop]

21. 'I blew a seal" n/t

[Strong Atheist]

22. Because it was there . nt.

[bif]

23. Shithouse door from a tuna trawler. 5 foot 8.

[bmbmd]

24. Well, this one is eating my popcorn.nt

[mikeytherat]

25. Liquor? I hardly even know her!

mikey_the_rat

[ET Awful]

27. That's all you do? Bird imitations?

The Aristocrats!

[Nye Bevan]

29. "And you wished for a twelve-inch pianist?" "Well, not exactly".

[insanity]

30. She could play piano with one hand and sing with the other

[KFC]

31. "Awful"

The German version of the killer joke.

[mzteris]

32. that dog would

BITE yoooooooooooooooooooou...

[yellowdogmi]

33. Deep too. nt

[x-g.o.p.er]

35. Fine. Give him death by ugga-bugga!!

[dannofoot]

36. "Yeah, well I can't believe...

...that some people actually believe in Leprechauns."

[Hugin]

37. "Naked man killed by freight train."

[GumboYaYa]

38. "and there I sat on the couch naked."

Just thinking about this joke cracks me up.

[Hugin]

39. "Ass too high... Runs too fast."

[Hugin]

40. "Do you have any idea how many Republicans we have to kill to get an ounce

... of brains?"

[Hugin]

42. (a Brazillian?)

Couldn't resist.

[Hugin]

41. "Could you please skip the part where the tornado hits the outhouse?"

[Strong Atheist]

43. ''OK, imagine this, I'm naked in a refrigerator...''

http://www.101funpages.com/html/f_tnrg1103.asp

[lizziegrace]

44. That's alright

they won't let us in Kroger again either...

[Tom_Foolery]

45. I'm just having a beer with my son-in-law. n/t

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

46. "Walk him and pitch to the rhino."

[redwitch]

47. because 7 8 9

:-)

[Ron Green]

48. "You'll have to point it out to me, Lady. All these Japanese cars

look alike to me."

:rofl:

[Merrick]

49. Your organ's stopped and your monkey's on fire

[NoPasaran]

50. "Twenty-five bucks, Father. Same as downtown."

[Hugin]

51. "Cough drops."

[RPM]

52. Because it's too hard to unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

(why its better to have to unload a truck full of dead babies)
:hide:

[Left Is Write]

53. Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

My son's favorite joke.

[Rowdyboy]

54. "No, thanks. If 12 shots of tequila won't get the taste out of my mouth...

one more won't help!"

[davis_islander]

55. So he got up and threw the bowling ball in the sink.

[Crazy Guggenheim]

56. Well I'm not going through 67 more of these.

[Common Sense Party]

57. "Keep your worms warm!" n/t

[Common Sense Party]

58. "It's a hickory daquiri, Doc."