"Escape (The Piña Colada Song)" responsible for gay marriage

[bertha katzenengel]

and its role in the downfall of America

Discuss

[Hugin]

1. *snap*

I knew it!

[KitchenWitch]

2. I had always suspected that

Thank you for the proof.

[bertha katzenengel]

4. Oh, yeah, I'm fulla proof.

80. ;)

[madinmaryland]

3. And all along I thought it was people like

Rush Limbaugh and Newt Gingrich getting divorced two and three times that was the problem.

Silly me.

[bertha katzenengel]

5. But the first line of the song comes directly from men like that!

"I was tired of my lady
we'd been together too long"

:wow:

See?!

:hi:

[madinmaryland]

6. Does that make Rush and Newt gay?

Who'da thunk!

[bertha katzenengel]

8. nah... the point is, divorce -- it's all about divorce

since we are responsible for the downfall of America, but the only REAL threat to marriage is divorce, then divorce is responsible for gay marriage . . .

See? It's logic.

[madinmaryland]

11. I guess that makes me part of the downfall also,

as I have been divorced too. :evilfrown:

um, umm, you mean this as sarcasm?

[kmla]

7. I always thought it was the song "My Girl Bill", by Jim Stafford.

Who knew?

(Extra points if you really remember that song, and can sing along with the chorus...)

:)

[Atlas Mugged]

9. Nah - it was 'Timothy' by the Buoys

Timothy, Timothy, Joe was looking at you
Timothy, Timothy, God what did we do?


I don't know about anyone else, but that line always gives me the major thigh sweats and a hankering to put on a white veil.

[Deep13]

10. And I thought it was the Villiage People that did it.

:shrug:

[mikeytherat]

12. Funkadelic's "Jimmy's got a little bit of bitch in him" is NOT responsible

It just describes the condition

"Jimmy's Got a Little Bit of Bitch in Him" - Funkadelic

Jimmy's got a little bit of bitch in him
The bitch in him
Upsets the Jim
Jimmy's got a little bit of bitch in him
The bitch in him
Outweighs the Jim
Jimmy's got a little bit of she in he
But when he pee, he see

Reality can be a-stiff sometimes
But then again it can be flexible
Depending on the angle of the dangle
Increased by the heat of the meat
And with the proposition that all men are not created equal
So why frown?
Yeah, even the sun go down
We'll call it mixed emotions for now
Play on, Jimmy

Jimmy's got a little bit of bitch in him
The bitch in him
Upsets the Jim
Jimmy's got a little bit of bitch in him
The bitch in him
Outweighs the Jim
Jimmy's got a little bit of she in he
But when he pee, he see

Reality can be a-hard
But then again it can be a-swinging
Like I said, depending on the angle of the dangle
Increased by the heat of the meat
And with the proposition that all men are not created equal
So why frown?
Even the sun go down
We'll call it mixed emotions for now

Jimmy's got a little bit of bitch in him
The bitch in him
Upsets the Jim
Jimmy's got a little bit of bitch in him
The bitch in him
Outweighs the Jim

mikey_the_rat