I just had a seizure on the phone and ordered 56 call girls

[Deja Q]

Man, I'll be busy for a while...

[Jamastiene]

1. I'll take one of those, please.

I could do with some fun times.

[NMMNG]

7. Hey girl

I haven't seen you around in a while. :loveya:

[Jamastiene]

8. I'm up past my bed time and nodding out.

I need to be up in the morning at 6:50, but I just wanted to reward myself after a bad couple of weeks in college. This semester has been crappy for me. DU time makes a great reward after a treacherous day or week. I'm going to hate myself in the morning.

Someone asked in another thread to post a picture of something we want. I had to go look at the Chravel guitars. They have started making the San Dimas models again. OMG, I have always dreamed of owning a custom Charvel. I think I am drooling. I won't sleep now, for daydreaming and drooling about that guitar. :P
Here is a link to the site with the flash animation (not animated) of the picture of it.
http://www.charvel.com/models/standard/sandimas.php
I'm drooling.
Great to see you too.:loveya:

[NMMNG]

9. Wow. That is one sexy guitar.

[Jamastiene]

10. I know. I have always wanted a custom deal.

I have an older Japanese made Charvel, but the frets are so worn on it, that it needs a fret job. I am so paranoid about it that I won't let anyone touch it, so I sit and drool all over it and long for the day I can find my old guitar tech guy from Charlotte. In the meantime, I dream of having a custom deal made just like it, only with a few minor modifications. I love blue guitars. There are actually a whole bunch of us who have this thing for blue guitars. I swear they sound better than any other kind. I don't know if it is how they affect my playing or what, but they do sound better.

Anyhoo, the San Dimas was the American made (higher quality cuts of wood and higher quality craftsmanship) Charvel back in the 80's. Well, Charvel broke away from Jackson for about 15 years and unless you found a Charvel in good condition used, you were S.O.L. I love my Baby Blue. It actually isn't baby blue in color, but it's my baby. It's a royal metallic blue. I name my guitars. B.B. King named his guitar Lucille and wrote a song about how that guitar saved his life in a car accident years ago. Ever since I saw that documentary about him, I have named all my guitars.

I have:

Baby Blue (B.B., my blue Charvel and before anyone asks, no, I won't sell it, sorry, I want this one cremated with me)

Black Beauty (another B.B., my black Charvette)

The Sunday Girl Prototype (my old Harmony Sears guitar that I tricked out the paint job on. I painted it with black and white stripes to look like the first Blondie album I ever bought with the song Sunday Girl on it. I was nuts about Chris Stein, Blondie's guitarist, when I was little. I wanted to grow up to be him, so this guitar is like a tribute to him and my cat Sunday Girl. I painted it like that as a prototype for another custom Rickenbacker type guitar I have always wanted)

Kurt (named after Kurt Cobain, my Alvarez acoustic guitar)

Courtney (named after Courtney Love, my black Squier Venus, the guitar Courtney Love designed for Fender)

and

Sideedee (my purple Fender P-bass guitar,named after both Sid Vicious and Dee Dee Ramone as another tribute to some of my favorites)

Okay, I'm nuts about guitars. When I am thinking about anything else, I am merely stifling the main thing that stays on my one track mind when it comes to art, beauty, music, serenity. I haven't even played in a year now because life has taken up too much time to let me have time to enjoy the things in life I used to enjoy. It sucks to have to survive and not be able to enjoy my little guitars. I do so love them.

Sorry if this is boring to you, but it's a passion of mine. If I was rich, I would probably build a personal music studio, fill it full of instruments I like, stay drunk, order deliverable food all the time, record weird experimental music, play with my cats, sleep on the floor in my sleeping bag only when I crashed from being so into the music for such a long stretch of time that I forgot to sleep, and hang out in the DU Lounge and even host parties for Loungers to come visit me and party with me for the rest of my life. If there is a such thing as Heaven, that would be it for me. I love DU Lounge Lizards and my cats and my guitars. Why does survival have to take up so much of my time and energy when all I wanna do is have fun, play with my cats and my guitars, and hang out with good people and listen to and make good music? Poverty sucks.

[NMMNG]

11. It's not boring

But I don't understand a thing about the inner workings of guitars. :dunce: You might as well have been speaking a foreign language to me. :rofl:

I can understand your passion though. I adore books/reading much as you do music. I'd love to have a personal library that would fill a room. In fact, mine did pretty much fill my room until I culled it recently and got rid of more than six boxes worth of books. Originally I had 8 book cases filled with them (the small sized ones). Once I move I plan on getting some good-quality large sized ones so everything will fit better. I'm also hoping I will have more space for my books so I won't have to cram them all in my bedroom.

Still, I can't say they'd be my entire life. I'd leave room for things like museums, plays, exploring the outdoors and other stuff. Books would only be the bulk of it, if I got my dream life.

[Jamastiene]

13. I love books too and bookcases.

I like to do some do-it-yourself type woodworking. Back at the old place, I built a wall to wall bookcase like you see in old houses in old movies. I filled it too. My books are all over the place right now. I have some here, but mostly the Stephen King stuff and my favorite book, The Fur Person, by May Sarton. It's a great little book about a tom cat. My other books are still in storage. Maybe some day our dream worlds can link up and form a dream universe. That'd be great. :thumbsup:

[NMMNG]

14. I'd love one of those wall-to-wall units

Then I'd have plenty of room for my books (assuming it also went to the ceiling, or pretty close to it). Even now I can't stop myself from buying the occasional book, which only means more for me to pack and transport when I move. :silly:

[Jamastiene]

19. Maybe I can help you build one somehow.

It looks especially beautiful when you build a wall-to-wall bookcase up to the ceiling and around a window with a seat under the window for reading(almost like the look of a bay window.) It's fairly simple to lay out the plans. I am a bookcase nut and a do-it-yourself woodworking nut. Believe it or not, Lowe's (and probably Hope Depot) has ths prefab shelving board material that makes it simple. That's what I used. When I get to a point when I'll have time and money to do it again, I plan on building another around a window in my living room here. It would look beautiful with the cathederal ceiling.

Do you have a wall with a window free to build one? My first step would be to spend some time looking at different walls and imagining where a book case like that would look best in the house.

[democracyindanger]

2. Err...I thought you were gay

:crazy:

[Deja Q]

3. Bi, actually. I'll explain later...

Chances are, only 4 of them would interest me anyway...

[Floogeldy]

4. You lucky bastard!

;)

[JVS]

5. I'll be there to help you in a jiffy

[Floogeldy]

6. Are they still making Jiffies?

Damn. What kind of mileage do you get?

[radwriter0555]

12. First thought... "But... You're GAY!" then you went into the whole "I'm Bi

thing" and I'm really confused now.

Well, sign back on when you come up for air, or recover from loss of oxygen to the brain... which ever comes first.

I hope you don't have another siezure whilst you're being serviced, else you won't be able to tell us how it all went.

mazltov!

[Deja Q]

16. Oh, you're confused?!

You could have said "asphyxiation" instead of "loss of oxygen to the brain", but I always get in trouble for saying "asphyxiation"!

What makes you think I'm not bi? It took bloody forever, but I know the "feelings" that occur and it happens to both "outies" and "innies". Therefore I'm bi.

[BrotherBuzz]

15. Fun in the breeding but hell in the feeding....

You better order Pizza

[mwooldri]

17. Did you die and just go to heaven?

Or am I thinking of the X number of virgins that would be tending to you if you decided to blow yourself off^H^H^H^H up?

[LaraMN]

18. Again? Geez!

Funny how often that just *accidentally* happens to you. :P