I just had a seizure on the phone and ordered 56 pizzas

[DS1]

Fucking touch-tone systems! :grr:

[SOteric]

1. And you also called Nairobi

and violated a telephone restraining order against Ms.Cleo. Tsk.

[DS1]

3. And the bitch saw it coming, and had SWAT rappelling through

my window before I even hung up :cry:

There's two steamind turds on the carpet from when the flashbang went off. One of them's mine. Poor kitty

[SOteric]

4. Not wearing any boxers tonight?

[asthmaticeog]

2. I hope you at least ordered 'em delivered to your teacher's house.

Dood that'd be fuckin' CLASSIC.

[GOPisEvil]

5. They were probably "Hawaiian" pizzas, too.

:puke:

[DS1]

7. BAH!

Pineapple! :puke:

[GOPisEvil]

8. Pineapple on pizza is an abomination.

:puke:

[FuzzySlippers]

10. I LOVE pineapple on pizza.

:grr:

[GOPisEvil]

12. Why do you hate America?

:P

[FuzzySlippers]

13. Why un-American?

You DO know Hawaii is a state now, don't you?:P

[GOPisEvil]

15. WHAT?!

I'm always the last to know! x(

[Robb]

16. Feh

Give Hawaii back to the damn Eskimos, that's what I say! :D

(Hmm... no "old grump" smiley.)

[alittlelark]

6. If your pizza delivery duded had one of our voice reconition systems

You would not be in your present situation.... unless you stutter alot.

[DS1]

9. beep beep beep oh heavy I think the phones broken beep beep

I wish I had some lentils beep beep beep

[Robb]

17. BWAHAHAHAAA!!!

:rofl:

[undeterred]

11. Somewhere an FBI agent is freaking out about all those al quaeda

people coming over to your place for pizza!

[BikeWriter]

14. Deep dish: code for deep cover, etcetera.

[Redstone]

18. Just make sure they bring one of them here;

I'm feeling a bit peckish right now.

Redstone

[Race4Peace]

19. That's SO sexy...BTW

what are you doin' saturday night? I was wondering if we could go to the mall and make-out...

[alittlelark]

20. Uh....GD.... and Uh, ... a NEWBIE

[Race4Peace]

21. This is the CONSEQUENCE, DAMMIT!Rev.acts isn't in GD!

[alittlelark]

22. A reminder for you

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=4710770&mesg_id=4710784